# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1942 "2003-09-23T11:28:27Z")
Good morning. **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1943 "2003-09-23T12:44:36Z")
Hi all! Just dropping in before I head to the barn for shoveling manure, to offer my wee bit here. 😉 Has **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** recovered from her frolics with her wild turkey yet? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1944 "2003-09-23T13:06:04Z")
I think it’s really groovy now That people are finally getting together I think it’s wonderful and all That people are finally getting together The 60s had much better pop music than today… **Der Komissar** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1945 "2003-09-23T13:21:30Z")
_aber, nein. Nicht der Komissar_ People around every corner They seem to smile and say We don’t care what your name is boy We’ll never turn you away So I’ll continue to say Here I always will stay So ferry 'cross the Mersey 'cause this land’s the place I love and here I’ll stay and here I’ll stay Here I’ll stay **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1946 "2003-09-23T13:30:35Z")
_bing bing bing_ **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1947 "2003-09-23T13:35:37Z")
**NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1948 "2003-09-23T14:27:10Z")
For the last several Christmases, our fam has made it a TexMex day. All from scratch: tamales, enchiladas, fresh corn tortillas, salsa out the ying yang, brisket, fidello, [chicken mole](http://www.foodiesite.com/recipes/2000-04/mole.jsp), and whatever else someone has a hankering for. [Recipes!](http://marfisa.net/food.html) Also, I always bring Key Lime Pie (already made, from your grocer’s freezer) Only x more posts for this thread to make 2K. **Jennyrosity** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1949 "2003-09-23T14:33:46Z")
Cool… Very very cool. Our Christmases have a definite Indian feel about it, tandoori turkey for instance. **fizzymakegoodfeelnice** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1950 "2003-09-23T14:41:41Z")
1948 Cool number of posts. Sadly, I’m the one to change it. **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1951 "2003-09-23T15:59:07Z")
1950 now. **ETF** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1952 "2003-09-23T15:59:37Z")
More **gum** please. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1953 "2003-09-23T16:12:01Z")
Who you sticking your tongue out at, **Angua**? Or is it… lolling? 😃 😃 😃 😃 Uh-ohhhhhhh… Are those fangs I see? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: **lel** , grab your prognosticating pitchfork and save me!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1954 "2003-09-23T18:44:36Z")
_grabs prognosticator pitchfork and saves **ETF** _ **Shodan** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1955 "2003-09-23T18:48:41Z")
ready… CLEAR! [ka-CHUNG!] Giving new life to this silly thread. 48, no wait! 47 posts till 2000. Who will it be? I think it will be **Angua**. Tho **knock knock** may make a run for the roses. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1956 "2003-09-23T19:18:23Z")
oh, boy, I could be part of another **Why** on earth **2K** Party … I’ll hedge my bets and guess we’ll see either **Petrochoid** or **Jaade** or both … within the next 3 posts… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1957 "2003-09-23T19:33:10Z")
There was a new Doper named **Wyatt** He logged in and decided to try it Tho amazingly fit He fell in the Pit And was ambushed by **LIARS!** You’re all in a conspiracy of **LIES!** **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1958 "2003-09-23T20:25:12Z")
Mmmm, **vanilla** _has a bite of prognosticator **vanilla** ice cream_ **Ellen Cherry** ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1959 "2003-09-23T20:25:37Z")
**lel**. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1960 "2003-09-23T20:31:17Z")
There once was a dope named **Happy** Whose prognostication skills were quite crappy. For **Hambone** he cried But no one replied. So his new guess is a **Hero Pup** named **Scrappy**. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1961 "2003-09-23T20:40:16Z")
nope… seems to be **Wyatt** again… but I’m taking the safe bet, now… nearing 2000, as we are… I’m thinking we’ll see de **NoClueBoy** once again … pitted out… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=97) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=99)