# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1962 "2003-09-23T20:44:51Z")
Party in my computer! Everybody’s invited! **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1963 "2003-09-23T20:46:21Z")
Considering someone did the “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition” joke way back on page 1 … _why_ is this thread still **alive**??? It’s a **Frankenthread**!!! Aii! Everybody run! My guess is **Otto**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1964 "2003-09-23T20:46:56Z")
**sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1965 "2003-09-23T20:57:29Z")
**Mikie** likes to post to this thread. Don’tcha, **Mikie**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1966 "2003-09-23T21:08:05Z")
**Happy**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1967 "2003-09-23T21:28:50Z")
Well…content maybe. Oh! You meant the Doper! :smack: **Wakimaki** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1968 "2003-09-23T21:50:20Z")
_gets some prognosticator sushi_ **AudreyK** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1969 "2003-09-23T22:04:35Z")
Have a piece of gum instead. Lets make it to the 2000. For no other reason as to see if we can. right, **NoClueBoy**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1970 "2003-09-23T22:14:02Z")
_mmm, this is some good prognosticator **gum** _ **Super Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1971 "2003-09-23T22:38:40Z")
Cindy was a whore from Nantucket Who kept all her cash in a bucket When along came a man With a deadly demand Instead of a fight, Cindy said “Aw \_\_\_\_ it.” Yeah, you know what word i was going for… **Wearia** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1972 "2003-09-23T23:35:56Z")
**lel** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1973 "2003-09-23T23:43:25Z")
Yes, banana flavoured as well, lel. **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1974 "2003-09-23T23:45:18Z")
\*\*NCB[b/] ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1975 "2003-09-23T23:52:54Z")
Sorry, **lel**. And now, a limerick: There once was a girl from DeGrasse Who had a remarkable ass Not rounded and pink As **sperfur** might think It was brown, had long ears, and ate grass. Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1976 "2003-09-23T23:54:25Z")
Abby? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1977 "2003-09-24T00:38:46Z")
Why the dollar store doesn’t cap their shower cleaner fluid tightly, I’ll never know. Just got home from going to the mall for a bit: bought some glue, shower cleaner fluid, stickers, and other stuff… which was all salvageable. **Angua** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1978 "2003-09-24T01:13:35Z")
Once again I come in two pages late. Sorry to let y’all down, **lel** and **Angua**. That’ll teach me to fall behind on my vanity searching over the weekend! I’ll guess **Angua** , since I can easily copy and paste the coding from above. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1979 "2003-09-24T01:33:57Z")
**NoClueBoy** is in seventh heaven! The post count’s at 1-9-7-7 In his jocular thread; And when **EdTeddyFred** Posts this poem, it will hit 1978, which doesn’t rhyme or scan, but what the heck? It’s still anotehr bump toward **TWO KAY!!!** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1980 "2003-09-24T01:35:35Z")
Oh, I was supposed to predict the next poster, wasn’t I? Okay, here goes: **Reeder** and **milroyj** will simulpost, and the world as we know it will be annihilated. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1981 "2003-09-24T01:37:38Z")
What!? There’s been a drive by **Wyatt-ing** while I’ve been gone! Looks like a few of them, actually. **Abby** seems to like to follow me around here … she’s up next. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=98) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=100)