# Predict the outcome of this lawsuit: Man hit with bread **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 13, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752 "2015-08-13T16:47:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/41 "2015-08-15T01:35:55Z")
She’s trying to pump them for every nickel. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/42 "2015-08-15T01:47:43Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Can we sue them for the use of a stupid domain name that offends grammar? > > Was [www.thrownrolls.com](http://www.thrownrolls.com) already taken? They would have no interest in that domain name because their slogan for thirty-some years has been “Home of Throwed Rolls.” The non-standard usage probably reflects speech patterns in the region of their first restaurant. I think it’s safe to say they don’t give a hoot about the grammar. ---
**Author:** ![F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Pu-du-he-pa-as)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/43 "2015-08-15T01:52:36Z")
OMG, I love Lambert’s. Their rolls (and all of their food) is amazing, and of course I love the throwed part. I also have several pairs of shorts from Lambert’s that say “Hot Buns” on the back. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/44 "2015-08-16T13:18:08Z")
> [@slash2k](#): > > Here’s the[Google Maps image](https://www.google.com/maps/@36.8885571,-89.5470064,3a,75y,177.21h,86.48t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sboi2arzBpfqTyE1CVnQy9Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1) of the front of the restaurant. How does somebody NOT know that they throw rolls? I think it’s hilarious that one of the similar business photos on that page is “Fried Pies.” What else they got? Flipped Pizzas? Pureed Steaks? ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/45 "2015-08-16T13:56:34Z")
It wasn’t like her eye was damaged by something dangerous, like a bear claw. No way her award will send her to the upper crust. If she testifies, the defense attorney will grinder down. That hot cross will be so brutal, she’ll have to bagel to be let off the stand. Challah! ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/46 "2015-08-19T17:17:44Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > She’s trying to pump them for every nickel. I love SDMB. I can count on rye commentary. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/47 "2015-08-19T18:52:51Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > I love SDMB. I can count on rye commentary. We rise to a challenge. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/48 "2015-08-19T18:59:48Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I think it’s hilarious that one of the similar business photos on that page is “Fried Pies.” What else they got? Flipped Pizzas? Pureed Steaks? Have you never had a fried pie? Even McDonald’s has those! I’d toss you one but I don’t want to be sued. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/49 "2015-08-20T15:01:32Z")
Her eye probably doesn’t protrude like a reptile, the soft roll is round without any corners, and it’s gently tossed underhand. I don’t understand the physics here. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/50 "2015-08-20T15:27:52Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Her eye probably doesn’t protrude like a reptile, the soft roll is round without any corners, and it’s gently tossed underhand. I don’t understand the physics here. “His” eye :o ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/51 "2015-08-20T16:27:04Z")
Well, get out the way, Old Troy Tucker- You’re gonna get hit with rolls at supper. Well supper is over and dinner is cookin’- You’ll get nailed again if you ain’t lookin. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/52 "2015-08-20T17:22:49Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > “His” eye :o If you read the thread, you’ll see that despite the name Troy Tucker is apparently a woman. Sorry I don’t have any bread pun for this post. It runs counter to the whole grain of my personality. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/53 "2015-08-20T18:25:19Z")
> [@kayT](#): > > Have you never had a fried pie? Even McDonald’s has those! I’d toss you one but I don’t want to be sued. Actually, as part of their health consciousness :p, Mickey D’s [bakes](http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.dessertsshakes.706.baked-hot-apple-pie.html) theirs now. Thankfully, there are [places](http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/jaemor-farms-alto?select=W7FRHnF8TOjKsNrzs5yC8w&reviewid=WQYq3_jRVIsjhg0bATGIng) around that still do it right. Think of a fruit filled, fried empanada. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/54 "2015-08-20T19:53:09Z")
Well, yeah, where else to go for healthy food but Mickey D’s? Ugh. If I ever find myself in Georgia again (another story) I’ll try your suggestion, **Doctor Jackson**. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/55 "2015-08-20T20:20:59Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > What’s the legal term for “emotional distress inflicted by a flying piece of bread”? That’s a torte. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/56 "2015-08-21T11:58:22Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > That’s a torte. You win the thread. 🙂 And thank you, thank you for making my day! (I just had a rough time in the office.) ---
**Author:** ![Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fool_in_the_Rain)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752/57 "2015-08-21T18:00:46Z")
So if she wins all that bread, will her lawyer puff himself up with pride? _McDonald’s, hot coffee, clumsy woman_ are all terms that come to mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-outcome-of-this-lawsuit-man-hit-with-bread/727752.md?page=2)