# Predict Tiger's return

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-tigers-return/521373>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 15, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-tigers-return/521373 "2009-12-15T17:11:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-tigers-return/521373/41 "2010-03-17T14:53:12Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> But for many years the PGA played at a lot of white only clubs.

For many years - until the 60s - the PGA rules required that competitors be white! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-tigers-return/521373/42 "2010-03-17T18:33:45Z")

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Tiger is playing this all wrong. He needs to get on board with the divorce and declare himself the rock star of golf. He should start wearing his hair like Snoop and leather pants and continue playing golf like a motherfucker.

Then when the next sex scandal breaks he can be all like, “Godamn right I hit it!”.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-tigers-return/521373/43 "2010-03-17T19:15:51Z")

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> [@PlainJain](#):
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> Tiger is playing this all wrong. He needs to get on board with the divorce and declare himself the rock star of golf. He should start wearing his hair like Snoop and leather pants and continue playing golf like a motherfucker.
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> Then when the next sex scandal breaks he can be all like, “Godamn right I hit it!”.

I’m sure those ancient guys who run Augusta will love that!! Maybe they can have a different girl for him to kiss at every hole!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-tigers-return/521373/44 "2010-03-18T00:27:38Z")

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John Daly fits the bad boy image to a T, pretty much.

Personally, a little bit of this off the links (field, court, rink, stadium) crap goes a long way with me. I don’t follow sports for the gossip, but for the performances.

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