# Preferential Orgasmic Technique **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 29, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776 "2011-12-29T23:51:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/1 "2011-12-29T23:51:25Z")
What is your preferred method of achieving orgasm ? Poll coming ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/2 "2011-12-29T23:58:19Z")
my pole is coming too. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/3 "2011-12-29T23:59:19Z")
Watch where you point that thing… ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/4 "2011-12-30T00:00:47Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Poll coming Yes, this. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/5 "2011-12-30T00:03:37Z")
Between your recent threads about orgasms and electricity…have you been meaning to tell us something about a recent career change? Research assistant for Masters and Johnson, maybe? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/6 "2011-12-30T00:13:18Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Between your recent threads about orgasms and electricity…have you been meaning to tell us something about a recent career change? Research assistant for Masters and Johnson, maybe? 😃 I would like to get paid for this 😃 I’m spending way to much time on researching you guys…and gals ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/7 "2011-12-30T02:11:48Z")
When you say “All conditions are optimal,” does that mean I would actually have a lover? 'Cause, like, I don’t, and so masturbation is kinda the only option available. If I did have a lover, I guess I’d vote for Male: coitus. Is that how I ought to vote? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/8 "2011-12-30T02:25:26Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > When you say “All conditions are optimal,” does that mean I would actually have a lover? 'Cause, like, I don’t, and so masturbation is kinda the only option available. If I did have a lover, I guess I’d vote for Male: coitus. Is that how I ought to vote? Yes. You are not alone. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/9 "2011-12-30T02:26:49Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Yes. You are not alone. Yes he is. That’s what he just explained. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/10 "2011-12-30T02:30:28Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Between your recent threads about orgasms and electricity… > [@Cult of the Dead Cow](#): > > Electronic Masturbation (FAQ) > > SYNOPSIS. This textfile describes self-stimulation for men by means of > electrodes and low-power, carefully controlled electric current. When you > talk about running electricity through someone’s genitals, most people think > of torture. However, we have found that low power, high frequency (audio) > current can produce some very interesting tingling and throbbing sensations. more: [cDc communications | CULT OF THE DEAD COW | Hacktivismo | Ninja Strike Force](http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-0364.txt) ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/11 "2011-12-30T03:37:09Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Yes. You are not alone. > [@TriPolar](#): > > Yes he is. That’s what he just explained. Grin! Let’s just say that conditions are not optimal! (I’d like a lover…and a good job…and a pony!) (And I know what you’re thinking, and don’t say it!) ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/12 "2011-12-30T03:48:39Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > And I know what you’re thinking, and don’t say it! I think you’re bluffing: what am I thinking? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/13 "2011-12-30T07:18:02Z")
Why, you’re thinking, “My, what a nice day it would be for a ramble in the countryside. I haven’t been down to the old mill-pond in ever so long. I wonder if there are still cattle in the lea. Perhaps I’ll pack a picnic lunch…” ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/14 "2011-12-30T07:35:43Z")
Oy, that’s uncanny. I tip my hat. Butterflies and _zebras_ then moonbeams later on though… ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/15 "2011-12-31T15:21:58Z")
> [@brittekland](#): > > Butterflies and _zebras_ then moonbeams later on though… Sounds like fairy tales. Is that all you ever think about? hh ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/16 "2011-12-31T16:09:53Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > Sounds like fairy tales. Is that all you ever think about? > > hh No, only while I kiss the sky. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/17 "2011-12-31T19:17:59Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Yes. You are not alone. The Truth is out there. Believe the Lie! * * * Male here. Other: Breast sex. And, f I could ever have another woman sucking my toes at the same time, that would be ideal. Well, what did you expect from a borderline attention whore who signs with a SDMB cliche adaptation like _ **The One, True OG** _? Something mainstream??? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: _ **The Boner of Salvation!** _ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/18 "2011-12-31T19:42:19Z")
I can’t believe I omitted this technique which is very enjoyable for the male and leads to quick orgasm for the female. The woman takes the penis in her hand and rubs the tip of it on her clit. She is in complete control. But if the man pretends he is ejaculating, (pulsating erection in her hand) it will drive the woman to a quick uncontrollable orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/19 "2011-12-31T19:44:48Z")
1. Vibrator on clit. _WOW!!!_ 2. Other: Breastgasms. I’ve got two clits on my chest. Three times the fun. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/20 "2011-12-31T22:18:14Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > 1. Vibrator on clit. _WOW!!!_ > > 2. Other: Breastgasms. I’ve got two clits on my chest. Three times the fun. Too bad you only have two hands. Just imagine all three going off at the same time. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776.md?page=2)