# Preferential Orgasmic Technique **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 29, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776 "2011-12-29T23:51:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/21 "2011-12-31T23:42:47Z")
Other as in do not want. Yes, I’m a weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/22 "2012-01-01T00:03:34Z")
I voted _male, coitus_ but a while ago, for no particular reason that she mentioned, my SO decided that coitus was banned so we had to orgasm in other ways. The whole thing only lasted a few weeks and was good fun, so much so that I may try introducing the same ban for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/23 "2012-01-01T02:23:31Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > Too bad you only have two hands. Just imagine all three going off at the same time. I’ve tried to imagine that. But they usually go one at a time. Once in a while there will be two at once. Blows my circuitboard. ---
**Author:** ![slowlearner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@slowlearner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slowlearner)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/24 "2012-01-01T02:34:33Z")
i’ve come close a few times relaxing in the water in the shade in my old galvanized cattle tank out in the pasture with no physical stimulation at all by meditating on my prostate gland and my wife’s best friend, this might be the best ever but i can’t quite get there. is this at all possible? should i do it in front of heifers? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/25 "2012-01-01T18:42:11Z")
Hmm, only 18% of the females prefer coitus over alternative stimulations. Sort of deflating for the male ego. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/26 "2012-01-01T19:47:04Z")
Sorry, gentlemen. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/27 "2012-01-01T20:15:54Z")
So far, 69 gentlemen and 34 ladies have voted. The answers broken down one gender at a time: ```auto Option Absolute count % of women Female, receiving cunnilingus 9 26.5 Female, vibrator on clit 8 23.6 Female, coitus 6 17.7 Female, masturbation 6 17.7 Other 3 8.9 Female, penile anal penetration 1 2.9 Female, receiving finger job 1 2.9 Option Absolute count % of men Male, coitus 35 50.7 Male, receiving blow job 23 33.3 Male, masturbation 4 5.8 Male, receiving hand job 4 5.8 Male, receiving penile anal penetration 2 2.9 Male, receiving other analpenetrating object 1 1.4 ``` The options not listed got zeroed out. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/28 "2012-01-01T20:29:59Z")
N.B.: Female: receiving cunnilingus and vibrator on clit, added together, make an absolute majority. Male: coitus all by itself makes an absolute majority. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/29 "2012-01-01T22:58:28Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > When you say “All conditions are optimal,” does that mean I would actually have a lover? 'Cause, like, I don’t, and so masturbation is kinda the only option available. If I did have a lover, I guess I’d vote for Male: coitus. Is that how I ought to vote? Go wild. I voted “Male, receiving blow job” and my optimal conditions are “administered by Kate Beckinsale”. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/30 "2012-01-04T10:20:35Z")
> [@brittekland](#): > > No, only while I kiss the sky. 😉 Oh. 'Scuze me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/31 "2012-01-04T12:43:37Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Go wild. I voted “Male, receiving blow job” and my optimal conditions are “administered by Kate Beckinsale”. You leave my missus out of this ! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/32 "2012-01-04T13:53:56Z")
I keep seeing the thread title as “\*Presidential \*orgasmic technique,” and after the Iowa caucuses, I don’t want to \*think \*about that. ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776/33 "2012-01-04T16:47:51Z")
A cigar. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/preferential-orgasmic-technique/607776.md?page=1)