# Premier League XI

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 3, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796 "2003-03-03T18:22:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![minega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@minega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minega)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/1 "2003-03-03T18:22:33Z")

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Friedel,Hyppia,Campbell,G.Neville,Babayaro,Beckham,Pires,Murphy, Vieira,Henry,Zola.  
Let’s get this thing rolling!  
(And no im not an Arsenal fan)

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**Author:** ![minega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@minega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minega)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/2 "2003-03-03T18:24:02Z")

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I put in Becks very reluctantly,but he is one of the most hardworking players in the League altho really overrated.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/3 "2003-03-03T18:35:49Z")

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GK: Paul Robinson  
LB: Wayne Bridge  
CB: Sami Hyypia  
CB: Dean Richards  
RB: Danny Mills  
LM: Harry Kewell  
CM: Steven Gerrard  
CM: Patrick Vieira  
RM: Robert Pires  
CF: Ruud van Nistelrooy  
CF: Thierry Henry

Or how about this for a more unusual choice:

GK: Antti Niemi  
LB: Gareth Barry  
CB: Geremi  
CB: William Gallas  
RB: Paul Konchesky  
LM: Ryan Giggs  
CM: Danny Murphy  
CM: Jermaine Jenas  
RM: Simon Davies  
CF: Gianfranco Zola  
CF: James Beattie

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/4 "2003-03-03T18:44:01Z")

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GK: Paul Robinson  
LB: Wayne Bridge  
CB: Sami Hyypia  
CB: Dean Richards  
RB: Danny Mills  
LM: Harry Kewell  
CM: Steven Gerrard  
CM: Patrick Vieira  
RM: Robert Pires  
CF: Ruud van Nistelrooy  
CF: Thierry Henry

Or how about this for a more unusual choice:

GK: Antti Niemi  
LB: Gareth Barry  
CB: Geremi  
CB: William Gallas  
RB: Paul Konchesky  
LM: Ryan Giggs  
CM: Danny Murphy  
CM: Jermaine Jenas  
RM: Simon Davies  
CF: Gianfranco Zola  
CF: James Beattie

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/5 "2003-03-03T21:37:19Z")

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Sami Hyypiä’s been off the boil for most of this season. He was a shoo-in for last season, but I’d question him this season. He has picked up of late, though, I’ll give him that.

Antti Niemi is just brilliant. I’ll choose him in goal, definitely. Let me think a bit about who’s going to link up with who going forward…

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**Author:** ![Blue\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@Blue\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_John)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/6 "2003-03-04T05:44:45Z")

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GK: David Seaman  
RB: Tony Hibbert  
LB: Ashley Cole  
CB: Mikael Sylvestre  
CB: Jonathan Woodgate  
RM: Dennis Bergkamp  
LM: Robert Pires  
CM: Giovanni van Bronckhorst  
CM: Jermaine Jenas  
CF: Thierry Henry  
CF: Jermaine Defoe

Ray Parlour instead of Bergkamp, perhaps.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/7 "2003-03-04T06:22:23Z")

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Hard to argue with many of these selections (except for Neville, who is vastly overrated, and Parlour, who works his ass off but is not blessed with a surfeit of natural talent)…and I’m so glad that David “The Most Overrated Keeper Ever” James hasn’t been mentioned…

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**Author:** ![sc913](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@sc913](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sc913)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/premier-league-xi/158796/8 "2003-03-04T12:31:48Z")

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GK: David James 😉 Ok, not really.

GK:\*\* Carlo Cuducini \*\*

LB:\*\* Wayne Bridge\*\*  
CB:\*\* Gareth Southgate \*\*(one of the most underrated English players of his generation, still solid as ever).  
CB: **Willem Gallas** (has had a heck of a season)  
RB: **Tony Hibbert** (to be honest, don’t really know if he’s good enough, but I feel there has to be someone from Everton).

LM: \*\*Robert Pires \*\*  
CM: **Patrick Viera**  
CM: **Scott Parker** (see reasons for Hibbert, replace Everton with Charlton)  
RM: **Jermaine Jenas**

CF: **Thierry Henry** (automatic choice)  
CF: **Alan Shearer** (surprised I’m the first to mention him. I hate him too, but can’t deny he’s had a fantastic season).

Manager: **Wenger**  
Bench:  
Niemi, Giggs, Beattie, Ehiogu, Beckham (just so I could make him warm up for 90 minutes without giving him a game).

I bet I’ll think of 11 others as soon as I hit submit.
