# Prepare yourself, for we shall unveil the face of... Evil.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 26, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421 "2007-06-26T01:13:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421/21 "2007-06-27T00:07:55Z")

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[QUOTE=K364]  
Now I know where Mike Myers got the idea for Dr. Evil.  
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All he needs is some sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads.

> [@Cervaise](#):
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> I’m trying to imagine the non-creepy Dick Cheney. Little help here?

Okay. How about [this?](http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/cheney%20twn.jpg)_No?_ Okay, maybe [this one?](http://www.iflipflop.com/cheney_short_of_breath.jpg) Even worse, huh? Well, how’s about if Cheney gives you the [sad, old puppy eyes look?](http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/images/220x210_dick_cheney.jpg)

**Cervaise**? **Cervaise**? Where’d you go?

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421/22 "2007-06-27T05:34:24Z")

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Just looks like a startled, frightened, wary animal. Where’s the evil part?

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421/23 "2007-06-27T05:50:53Z")

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[QUOTE=DustyButt]  
No, that’s not true! That’s impossible!  
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It’s true! I know because I AM YOUR MOTHER. And I want to see that butt dusted off by dinner time of you go to be without any dessert.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421/24 "2007-06-29T12:03:02Z")

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Ha! My 4-year old made me replay this about six dozen times a few days ago. Then I forgot about it.

Then yesterday, she asked me, “Can I see the guinea pig on the boat?” It took about ten minutes of detailed questioning to determine she meant this clip. I assume she thought it was a boat because of the rocking motion of the camera. 😛

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**Author:** ![Nikki\_Tikki\_Tavi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@Nikki\_Tikki\_Tavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nikki_Tikki_Tavi)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421/25 "2007-06-29T12:29:02Z")

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Oh thank you so much, **DustyButt** , I need a good laugh before heading off to work.

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**Author:** ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421/26 "2007-06-29T12:32:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Nikki Tikki Tavi]  
Oh thank you so much, **DustyButt** , I need a good laugh before heading off to work.  
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I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s only recently seen this!

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepare-yourself-for-we-shall-unveil-the-face-of-evil/409421/27 "2007-06-29T13:13:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Walloon]  
Just looks like a startled, frightened, wary animal. Where’s the evil part?  
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It’s the sudden zoom on the face. As everyone knows, this is indicative of two things:

1. A sudden moment of shock and/or fear for the protagonist as a critical plot point is revealed
2. The look of bubbling evil on the antagonist’s face as his the culmination of his nefarious plans reaches critical mass and he reveals a critical, shocking plot point to the protagonist with a sinister, self-satisfied grin.

The difference is that 1 is usually a full facial with mouth agape, while with 2, the villain’s head is usually shown slightly to one side, often raised a bit in a defiant, almost haughty position. This rodent is clearly striking pose #2, and is therefore evil.

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