# Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745 "2009-01-03T22:07:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/21 "2009-01-03T23:41:21Z")
Ferris Bueller’s Day At School The Shawshank Construction The 16 Year Old Virgin ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/22 "2009-01-03T23:42:14Z")
\*Wall-D W-Men Spider-Bug The Madness of King George II The Lost Balloonist of Oz Ocean’s 10 Plan 8 from Outer Space Seven Days in April\* ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/23 "2009-01-03T23:50:09Z")
The Credibles Wall-E Picks Up Garbage For 700 Years The Hiders Of The Lost Ark It’s An Ordinary Life Mama Gump 2000: A Space Station A Country for Old Men Mr. Smith Goes To The Store Back to the Present There Will Be Blood Later V for Vote for Sutler February 1st ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/24 "2009-01-03T23:51:44Z")
Episode I: The Phantom Menace Episode II: Revenge Of The Sith Episode III: (previews and smacks self on head) Oh, I get it now. You mean **imaginary** prequels, not actual ones that nobody wants to see because they sucked. ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/25 "2009-01-03T23:53:34Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > 28 Days Before Nice. 🙂 **enalzi:** > [@](#): > > The 16 Year Old Virgin Also nice. Everyone’s are really good, come to think of it! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/26 "2009-01-04T00:30:37Z")
The Perfectly Normal Case of Thomas Button The Second to Last Samurai Planet of the Humans ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/27 "2009-01-04T00:39:40Z")
**Edward Morbius: Linguist Gort, Where’s my Flying Saucer? The Credible Bruce Banner Pre-Med Zhivago Lawrence of the British Army Basement Cartography Department The Jurassic Park Experimental Failures, part XXI Abbott and Costello meet Undergraduate Frankenstein The Curse of the Mummy’s Time-Share** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/28 "2009-01-04T00:48:48Z")
> [@Stauderhorse](#): > > _American Hot Pocket_ Also the name of a rarely seen porno. 😃 My attempts: \*Mr. Pink, A Semi-Professional (The early years) Daulton Studies Philosophy The Slow and the Living (Training and Practice) \* SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/29 "2009-01-04T00:49:37Z")
Graduate Student Strangelove First of the Mohicans Looking for Mr…Oh, There he is. Strangelove: The Dissertation The Pawn of New York ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/30 "2009-01-04T00:57:52Z")
Mission: Slightly Difficult ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/31 "2009-01-04T01:03:38Z")
_The Life of Malcolm Crowe_ ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/32 "2009-01-04T01:15:03Z")
Freddy should watch out for that finger Crank: Criminals on Coffee Battle Royale: Occupational Health & Safety Edition The Number 22 Womb Raider ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/33 "2009-01-04T01:20:04Z")
There’s always that christmas classic: The Seminarian’s Girlfriend ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/34 "2009-01-04T01:26:21Z")
_Death Goes to Work_ _The Lion Prince_ _Indiana Jones and the Crib of Confinement_ _Lt. America_ _Lioncubheart_ _Hellfetus_ _A Clockwork Orange Blossom_ _Muppet Fetuses_ _A Couple of Pennies_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/35 "2009-01-04T01:27:10Z")
Bleating Lambs Jacob’s Step Stool Thelma ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/36 "2009-01-04T01:32:56Z")
_The Towering Building with Multiple Fire Code Violations_ _Leonard Shelby: Insurance Fraud Investigator_ _The Crew of the Starship Nostromo in Hypersleep_ ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/37 "2009-01-04T01:46:05Z")
Clarice Starling’s Sorority Days: Ewe Rock Girl! ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/38 "2009-01-04T01:51:48Z")
James Potter and the Bullying of Snape Alex DeLarge has Milk with His Friends 2000: A Pre-Space Packing Superman Thinks about Returning The Empire Works on is “Striking Back” PERT Chart The Uneventful Trip on Pelham 1-2-3 The Longest Day-Before ---
**Author:** ![asrivkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9d8465/32.png) [@asrivkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asrivkin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/39 "2009-01-04T02:02:47Z")
Field of Grass and Dirt A Typical Day’s Night An October Bank Holiday Carol ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/40 "2009-01-04T02:09:54Z")
Buying Tickets for a Passage to India The Lion Prince Beverly Hills Police Cadet Blame it on Flying Down to Rio A Fish Egg Called Wanda The First Picture Show National Lampoon’s Thanksgiving Four Days Off [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745.md?page=3)