# Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745 "2009-01-03T22:07:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/41 "2009-01-04T02:22:24Z")
Star Trek: Quartermaster Corps Boring Routine at Ridgemont High Decent Enough Fellas The Slight Drop in Temperature ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/42 "2009-01-04T02:31:14Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > _Thomas Wayne, MD_ This would actually be awesome. A skilled young doctor trying to help people in the crime ridden cesspool that is pre-Batman Gotham. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/43 "2009-01-04T02:38:47Z")
_Arriving in Normal_ _Young Yeller_ _Zygotes in Toyland_ _Overland Stage Company Ticketing Office_ _Some Pretty Crappy Years of Our Lives: Maybe Things Will Get Better_ _Dial M for Misdemeanor Assault_ _The Eggs_ _The Pelican Preliminary Inquiry_ _The Runaway Voir Dire_ _Who’s Giving Noogies to the Great Chefs of Europe?_ ETA: _Edward, Produce-Chopping Station_ ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/44 "2009-01-04T02:40:16Z")
_My Appetizer With Andre_ ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/45 "2009-01-04T02:54:58Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > _My Appetizer With Andre_ That, of course, being the sequel to _Andre Said He’s Busy Thursday, But Maybe Sometime Next Week?_ ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/46 "2009-01-04T02:56:04Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > _Dial M for Misdemeanor Assault_ Better idea: _Dial L for Loitering_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/47 "2009-01-04T03:08:21Z")
Before the Big Bang: Neverending Story part -1. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/48 "2009-01-04T03:09:54Z")
2000: A Space Iliad ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/49 "2009-01-04T03:18:33Z")
Catch 21 12 Observant Jurors The Thin Boy (with “My Boy Godfrey” at the William Powell film festival) The Big Nap A Clockwork Green Younger Frankenstein Smoldering Saddles ---
**Author:** ![asrivkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9d8465/32.png) [@asrivkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asrivkin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/50 "2009-01-04T03:21:37Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Catch 21 > A Clockwork Green A Sundial Orange? ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/51 "2009-01-04T03:23:32Z")
_The Good Alive_ _The Bourne Preliminary_ _Still in the present_ _Conceived on the Fourth of October_ ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/52 "2009-01-04T03:23:54Z")
Landworld ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/53 "2009-01-04T04:07:03Z")
_I Hope the Wind Doesn’t Take Anything_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/54 "2009-01-04T04:22:56Z")
Star Treaty Abrogations Star Last Minute Diplomatic Solutions Star Violations of Cease Fire ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/55 "2009-01-04T04:30:32Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > Star Treaty Abrogations > Star Last Minute Diplomatic Solutions > Star Violations of Cease Fire Psst! **Spectre of Pithecanthropus** beat you to it with post#24! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/56 "2009-01-04T05:54:15Z")
Law Abiding Citizens of the Caribbean His Girl Thursday The Docking and Maintenance of Red October Apocalypse Later ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/57 "2009-01-04T06:10:54Z")
Nautilus in Drydock Prince Dakar Builds his Dream Boat ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/58 "2009-01-04T06:50:10Z")
I did not read the other thread, but here are a few. I apologize if I am not the first for any of these: How to date a thousandaire Blast from the Now Brain Vegetables Chicken Walk How the Grinch developed SAD Diary of an Annoyed Housewife Fibber, Fibber Warm Saddles The Quite Short Trailer Woman of the Month The Sixth Seal That Touch of Rabbit Some Like it Tepid Alice Lives Here Lies My Uncle Told Me ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/59 "2009-01-04T18:42:22Z")
Planning a Meeting with Godot Airport! February 1st Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Still Alive The Really Old Testament: Before the beginning, God said “Sigh, I’m bored…” ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/60 "2009-01-04T21:09:36Z")
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