# Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745 "2009-01-03T22:07:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/101 "2009-01-05T06:13:03Z")
Newton of Solace ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/102 "2009-01-05T06:14:52Z")
A Very Long Proposal “You see, my dear. Um, what I’m getting at is, if you would do me the honour of, that is to say, be so good as to, take me, with all my faults, which are not few, as you so very well know, after all these years we’ve been together,… which brings me to my question. Let me just get down on one knee. Ah, oh! There we go. Now, where were we? Oh yes! My dear. Love of my life and light of my day, I’ve come to you today, hat in my hand, so to speak, to ask for your hand, that is, not literally of course! You may keep your hand attached to your arm, the way nature intended it to be. But what I mean to say is, um, …” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/103 "2009-01-05T06:31:17Z")
The Middle of the Pack of the Tepid Lovers ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/104 "2009-01-05T06:38:47Z")
_Harry Potter and the Ten Years in the Cupboard Under the Stairs Andy Warhol Has a Beer, Watches Some Carson, Then Goes to Bed_ ---
**Author:** ![asrivkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9d8465/32.png) [@asrivkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asrivkin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/105 "2009-01-05T07:19:15Z")
The Princess Fiancee The Growing Irritation of Khan Seeking Susan with Increasing Anxiety ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/106 "2009-01-05T07:29:57Z")
Jaws 0: the spawning ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/107 "2009-01-05T07:31:20Z")
_The Entombed Pharaoh_ _Fahrenheit 450_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/108 "2009-01-05T07:32:50Z")
The completely normal pre trial deposition of Benjamin Button ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/109 "2009-01-05T07:56:27Z")
A Group of Unconnected Computers ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/110 "2009-01-05T08:01:18Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > A Group of Unconnected Computers I know which movie you’re talking about - the one with that talking pig… what’s it called again? Oh yeah, “The Net”. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/111 "2009-01-05T10:22:01Z")
Brunch with Mussolini ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/112 "2009-01-05T14:14:29Z")
Beginning to Go with the Slight Breeze Conception of a Nation ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/113 "2009-01-05T17:11:17Z")
_Sam Spade Gets a PI License_ _Who Is Roger Rabbit?_ _Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Closeted Years_ _Bridget Jones’ Elementary School Composition Book_ ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/114 "2009-01-05T17:22:42Z")
_Harry and Sally Haven’t Met Yet_ _A Thanksgiving Story: Randy Eats Like a Pig for Two Hours_ ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/115 "2009-01-05T17:28:13Z")
_Pollutionworld_ _John the Baptist Supporting Cast Member_ ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/116 "2009-01-05T17:54:51Z")
Memento 2: Tattoo removal surgery ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/117 "2009-01-05T18:17:52Z")
The Unremarkable Case of Benjamin Button Sr. The Day Before The Day After Tomorrow 2:10 To Yuma 30 Days Before 30 Seconds Over Tokyo Young Cloverfield The 14 Year Old Virgin Mama Gump ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/118 "2009-01-05T19:36:46Z")
A Girl and her Dog: A young Dorothy Gale raises a puppy on a farm in Kansas. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/119 "2009-01-05T19:43:04Z")
**299** ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/120 "2009-01-05T20:43:36Z")
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