# Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745 "2009-01-03T22:07:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/141 "2009-01-06T16:52:15Z")
The Fifth Sense: I See Live People Matt Groening and his Drawing Board: The Movie ---
**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/142 "2009-01-06T16:57:34Z")
Also stolen from McSweeney’s There are plenty of Mohicans ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/143 "2009-01-06T17:01:43Z")
American Scribbles, or Suzanne Somers on her tricycle. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/144 "2009-01-06T17:02:35Z")
From Here to 426,653,592,408. If it’s Monday this must be a bus ride. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/145 "2009-01-06T17:35:03Z")
The not-so-classic porn flic: _Shallow Throat_ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/146 "2009-01-06T17:51:35Z")
_A Stream Runs Right Next To It_ ---
**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/147 "2009-01-06T23:50:09Z")
Leonard Part 5 The Man With Two Red Shoes Prince Kong South Park: Smaller, Shorter, and Cut. Mogwai Charlie and the Cocoa Bean Harvest Teenage Turtles The Mundane Hulk > [@OtakuLoki](#): > > Not a movie, but a TV series: _Mythmakers_ Not a TV series, but a movie: _Ghostmakers_ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/148 "2009-01-07T00:50:14Z")
_O Brother, Are You Still Here?_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/149 "2009-01-07T07:26:49Z")
Life of a Salesman ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/150 "2009-01-07T08:18:56Z")
_Star Wars Episode 0: The Report of the Galactic Republic Special Rapporteur on the Ongoing Trade Disputes Between the Trade Federation and the Planetary Government of Naboo_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/151 "2009-01-07T09:01:45Z")
Clint Eastwood in Arriving on Alcatraz I have Two Donkeys. Anyone want them? Kelley’s Unremarkable Buddies. ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/152 "2009-01-07T10:02:38Z")
_Smoothface_ _Toddlerz N the Hood_ _Travelling in Space_ _The 50th State_ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/153 "2009-01-07T13:24:53Z")
Bridget Jones’s Coloring Book Kitten On A Warm Tin Roof Don’t Have A Gun - Hope I Don’t Have To Travel Charlotte’s Egg Sac ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/154 "2009-01-07T17:01:20Z")
Jesus Christ ordinary bloke running a carpentry business. Rambo Unable to Join up Because of Asthma. The Rather Tame Bunch. Indiana Jones and the Marking of Students Assignments!!! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/155 "2009-01-07T17:34:37Z")
_Rockford Dials: His Years Doing Skip-Trace as an Apprentice P.I._ _Archie Bunker: Young Bigot on the Make_ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/156 "2009-01-07T17:46:44Z")
Heaven’s Chickenwire And Wood Contraption Flirting, Fibs, And Sketches ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/157 "2009-01-07T17:47:36Z")
_The Perfectly Healthy_ (prequel to _The Departed_) ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/158 "2009-01-07T20:27:21Z")
American Clean Wall THX 1137: the conformist The Checking Out of the Jedi Duck Ingredients, by the Marx Brothers The Young Palm Trees, also by them and Auditioning Actor Trek ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/159 "2009-01-07T21:01:10Z")
**Charlie’s Dad and the Toothpaste Factory** **The Pre-Fellowship of the Ring** : Frodo bums around the Shire for 17 years, eating six meals a day, while Gandalf does some research on that dratted ring. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/160 "2009-01-07T21:36:52Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > **The Pre-Fellowship of the Ring** : Frodo bums around the Shire for 17 years, eating six meals a day, while Gandalf does some research on that dratted ring. Even worse: _More Fish, Precious?_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745.md?page=9)