# Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 3, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745 "2009-01-03T22:07:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/161 "2009-01-07T21:45:41Z")
Anthony Hopkins in _Hannibal: Conceived and Potty Trained_ STAR WARS 4.5: Rust in the Evaporators AS GOOD AS IT GETS: THE EARLY SYMPTOMATIC WARNINGS CITIZEN KANE REDUX (‘wait a minute, he said one other thing before he died’) THE TEN COMMANDMENTS prequel: \*When Amram Met Jochebed \*(which wasn’t difficult since she was his aunt) Prequel to _Little House on the Prairie_ and _Litte House in the Big Woods_ et al- _Big Contractions in the Rope Bed_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/162 "2009-01-07T21:48:03Z")
Prince Kong The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Begats ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/163 "2009-01-07T22:15:50Z")
\*ET Leaves Home Life on the Farm: The Ryan Brothers of Iowa Mrs. Lovett’s Worst Pies in London Miss Daisy Drives Herself - ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/164 "2009-01-07T22:59:07Z")
Midnight Snack at Tiffany’s ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/165 "2009-01-08T00:30:04Z")
_American Neurotic I.O.U.'s From Heaven So I Married A Check Kiter Philadelphia Anecdote Fender-Bender Man The Okay Distant Cousins Weed Wacker_ Anyone mystified by some entries and dying to know what they are? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/166 "2009-01-08T00:47:04Z")
Threaten Bill Reservoir Puppies ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/167 "2009-01-08T01:07:22Z")
A Connecticut Yankee in Connecticut Little (this one due to Mrs. L) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/168 "2009-01-08T01:48:45Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > Threaten Bill > Reservoir Puppies Wood fiction ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/169 "2009-01-08T02:04:27Z")
The Maltese Egg ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/170 "2009-01-08T02:05:23Z")
The small nap ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/171 "2009-01-08T02:10:27Z")
_The Bourne Amnesia_ _Charlie Wilson’s Parties_ _Lock, Stock & Two Barrels_ _We Were Civilians_ _Almost Unknown_ _About An Embryo_ _Read Before Burning_ _I Think I Know What You’re Doing Next Summer_ ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/172 "2009-01-08T02:14:07Z")
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Slightly Larger Hill Going to Bruges ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/173 "2009-01-08T02:17:51Z")
_Dans La Vue_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/174 "2009-01-08T02:43:06Z")
\*Really Little Women Intern Zhivago Casper the Friendly Sick Guy Good Morning French Indochina! Around the World in Eighteen and a Half Months You’ve Got a Telegram! James Bond 002\*- features Bond hanging from an aeroship, escaping in a thrilling 45 mph chase with his [Aston Martin](http://www.britishtaxdiscs.co.uk/gallery/1923%20Aston%20Martin%20Sports.jpg), M giving him a radio that can fit inside of a cigar box, discovering that the super-villain has built a computer that can fit inside of a single warehouse… actually, that one might be pretty good come to think of it. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/175 "2009-01-08T02:51:56Z")
[Jaws- the Early Years](http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/sealion-eating-shark.jpg) _Selecting Twelve Angry Men_ ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/176 "2009-01-08T05:55:08Z")
Alive Men Sometimes Wear Plaid ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/177 "2009-01-08T06:04:15Z")
The Bible: Before Genesis. I happen to have the script here. God: Should I create something today? Nah. \ God: Should I create something today? Nah. \ ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/178 "2009-01-08T06:17:45Z")
The prequel to Election. _Primary_ ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/179 "2009-01-08T17:34:42Z")
_Mezo-American Cave Painting_ _The Maggot_ _Partially Dressed Breakfast_ _Incompetent Driving Instructor_ (prequel to Crash) _Taxi Permit Applicant_ _A Stagecoach Named Desire_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745/180 "2009-01-08T17:50:27Z")
_How to Select and Cut the Cloth for an American Quilt_ (though it couldn’t have been much more boring) _Edward No-Hands_ John Grisham’s _THE LSAT Taker_ Stephen King’s _Pet Memorial Service_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see-the-sequel/479745.md?page=10)