# Prequels nobody wants to see. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186 "2006-05-10T03:54:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/41 "2006-05-10T17:06:16Z")
**The Sound of Tuning** **Fast Times at Ridgemont Middle School** **Brushing My Teeth With the Enemy** **Easy Rider (Without Training Wheels for the First Time!)** **Microscopic** ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/42 "2006-05-10T17:08:54Z")
Timidkidney The Hurting Fields One of the Also-Ran Shows on Earth The Postman Always Knocks On The Door The Day The Earth Slowed Down Some Mission: Unlikely ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/43 "2006-05-10T17:17:12Z")
\*\*Father of Kong The Next-to-Last Boy Scout \*\* Marcel Proust’s **Things** , not to be confused with the Cameron Menzies/H.G. Wells movie **Things** \*\*The Star with Mass \> 15 solar Masses Prelude to a Prelude to a Kiss The Beginning of Beginning of The End\*\* The Burt Reynolds/Dom de Luise comedy **The Middle** \*\*Conception of a Nation Fiancee of Frankenstein One Million and One Years B.C. \*\* Alfred Hitchcock’s **The Chicks** \*\*Prognostications of a Geisha Where the Boys Will Be When Thecodonts Ruled the Earth I was a Toddler Wolfman Even Littler Women P – The Flying Lizard Agnathous Fish Mouthparts Remo Williams – Before the Adventure Begins The Countdown Near the Middle of the Series One of the Starfighters The Pre-Fabulous Baker Boys Underworld: Parthenogenesis\*\* ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/44 "2006-05-10T17:21:10Z")
**Snakes at the Check-In Counter!** ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/45 "2006-05-10T17:23:44Z")
**Lord of the semi-circle**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/46 "2006-05-10T17:31:16Z")
**Corbin Dallas, Cab Driver** **Naturally Concieved Killers** **Luke Skywalker’s Tatooine Days** ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/47 "2006-05-10T17:39:15Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* > When Thecodonts Ruled the Earth > > P – The Flying Lizard > > Underworld: Parthenogenesis\*\* **CalMeacham** , you made my day. Thank you! 😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/48 "2006-05-10T17:41:35Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > **Snakes at the Check-In Counter!** You win the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/49 "2006-05-10T17:42:15Z")
**You’ve Got to Configure Your Email** **Planet of the Prosimians** **The Afternoon Zone** **The Annoyance and the Enjoyment** **Truant Josey Wales** **A Bridge Nearby** ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/50 "2006-05-10T17:45:45Z")
The Godson (parts I, II, and III) ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/51 "2006-05-10T17:46:03Z")
Taxi Driver, No Really He’s Just a Taxi Driver And He’s Got Nothing To Hide ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/52 "2006-05-10T17:55:40Z")
**Jim Varney Goes to the Dressing Room** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/53 "2006-05-10T17:59:15Z")
This is fun! \*2000: Programming HAL Dimly-Lit City Hellinfant How the West Was Sought A Star is Conceived The Wizard-trainee of Oz Arriving with the Wind Star Skirmishes Close Encounters of the Second Kind Arriving in Las Vegas U for Unbelieveable The Occasional Gusts of War In the Line of Smoke Enemy on the Lawn The Almost-Incredibles\* ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/54 "2006-05-10T18:01:55Z")
**The Shawshank Incarceration** **The Recline** **The Polishing** **Sometimes They Haven’t Left Yet** **Salem’s Unsurveyed Parcel** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/55 "2006-05-10T18:04:39Z")
\*\*The Next-to-Last Emperor The Lion in Fall Quo Vadobis? Le Pénultième Combat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/56 "2006-05-10T18:07:59Z")
**Athos, Aramis, And Porthos- Three Guys Know Don’t Know Each Other Yet.** ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/57 "2006-05-10T18:10:35Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* > Quo Vadobis? > \*\* Nice! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/58 "2006-05-10T18:22:46Z")
**Friday Night Sniffles** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/59 "2006-05-10T18:32:46Z")
**The Waco Kid Gets Shot in the Ass, the Town of Rock Ridge is Founded, and Bart Works on the Railroad** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186/60 "2006-05-10T18:32:47Z")
\*\*Proto-Zoey 101 H.P. Lovecraft’s Animator The Nightmare Before Easter Before Harry Met Sally The Sustenation and Maintenance of the Roman Empire Very Detailed Proposal X \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-nobody-wants-to-see/356186.md?page=4)