# Prequels you hope they never film **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301 "2010-07-20T00:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/1 "2010-07-20T00:42:07Z")
Kitten On A Warm Tin Roof Aristocrat Of The Jewelery Carbon Man or Millionaire Man Medical College Student Who Dorothy Of Kansas Harry Potter and The Dull Dursleys ---
**Author:** ![Leiko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Leiko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leiko)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/2 "2010-07-20T01:23:57Z")
Ramona Quimby, Gestational Age 2 Weeks The Sorcerer’s Job Fair Plan 4 From Outer Space > [@furryman](#): > > Aristocrat Of The Jewelery > > Carbon Man or > Millionaire Man So… um. I don’t get 2 of those 3, and I had to guess (am not sure) that Carbon Man is the faux-prequel to Iron Man. ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/3 "2010-07-20T01:27:55Z")
The Phantom Menace > **[Welcome to Instant Rimshot](http://instantrimshot.com)** > > If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/4 "2010-07-20T01:28:49Z")
The Boy Who Will Be The Man Who Would Be King The First Five Senses Harry Potter and the Years Before He Became a Wizard and Was Just a Neglected Toddler Indiana Jones and the Internship at the Museum of Natural History ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/5 "2010-07-20T01:41:25Z")
The Kitten and The Lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/6 "2010-07-20T01:50:34Z")
The Daddy of the Mummy Three Days Before the Day After Tomorrow: Yesterday I Know What You Did Last Labor Day Making Flash Cards about the Titans Cube^-1 October 30th ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/7 "2010-07-20T01:59:28Z")
2000 ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/8 "2010-07-20T01:59:43Z")
The Brad Majors & Janet Weiss Picture Show: The Denton Chronicles ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/9 "2010-07-20T02:22:11Z")
The Silence of the Neighborhood Pets ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/10 "2010-07-20T02:45:24Z")
Buffy the thoroughly ordinary cheerleader Virginity & the Suburb Thursday the 12th The Day the Earth continued to revolve on its’ axis and orbit the sun as normal When Harry Didn’t Know Sally ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/11 "2010-07-20T02:45:46Z")
Snow White and the 7 Horny Teenage Dwarves Batboy ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/12 "2010-07-20T02:53:10Z")
_Charlie & Rosebud’s Winter to Remember_. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/13 "2010-07-20T02:55:41Z")
_Steve Austin, USAF_ _Jor-El and His Nutty Theories_ ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/14 "2010-07-20T03:02:00Z")
[Li’l Bruce Wayne: The Happiest Boy on Earth](http://www.the-isb.com/?p=304) (Totally not my idea, but also totally needs to be shared.) ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/15 "2010-07-20T03:20:49Z")
\*A Mildly Attractive Mind Schindler’s Name Little Embryo Sunshine Mayo - ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/16 "2010-07-20T03:21:59Z")
Alien 0: the _Nostromo_ makes the long trip out from Earth and spends months mining and refining asteroids. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/17 "2010-07-20T03:24:28Z")
An Officer And A Gentleman:The High School Years ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/18 "2010-07-20T03:26:32Z")
Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Jesus Musketeers Academy ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/19 "2010-07-20T03:52:48Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > 2000 _: A Space Iliad_ _Brideshead_ ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/20 "2010-07-20T04:12:15Z")
Just to be safe, let’s hope that George Lucas never films three prequels to _American Graffiti_. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301.md?page=2)