# Prequels you hope they never film **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301 "2010-07-20T00:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/21 "2010-07-20T05:05:26Z")
Micki + Maude - Maude ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/22 "2010-07-20T10:07:36Z")
The $600,000 Dollar Man ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/23 "2010-07-20T14:15:46Z")
Aristocrat Of The Jewelery is the unfilmed prequel to Lord Of The Rings. Maybe Prince Of The Rings would have worked better. Going with the Breeze Prepubescent Victoria ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/24 "2010-07-20T14:48:02Z")
\*\*Alien vs. Kramer Bruce Banner, Physicist The Monthly Meetings of the Kryptonian Geological Society and Amateur Rocket Engineers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/25 "2010-07-20T15:06:38Z")
Ocean’s ten Die, but not very hard Babe: Pig in the uterus The Matrix unloaded I don’t yet know what you did last summer Star Wars: Attack of the clowns Home, but not alone Batman Never Rambo: Before the blood Legally brunette Halloween H[sub]2[/sub] + ½O[sub]2[/sub] Friend-with-benefits of Frankenstein Father’s little investment The madness of King George II The night before last of the living dead ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/26 "2010-07-20T15:18:51Z")
Frodo: the teenage years ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/27 "2010-07-20T15:21:26Z")
The Bullying of the Nerds ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/28 "2010-07-20T15:22:59Z")
This could get addictive. 6ix Zero flew over the cuckoo’s nest Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred, ninety-nine, B.C. 1940 K-18: The wifemaker Eleven guys who are getting a little upset ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/29 "2010-07-20T15:26:12Z")
_Shakespeare in Puppy-Love_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/30 "2010-07-20T15:40:07Z")
Endangering Private Ryan The Incessant Baaaaa-ing of the Lambs A Little Something About Eve ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/31 "2010-07-20T15:42:28Z")
_There Will Be Plasma Cliques of New York My Big Fat Greek Engagement Ocean’s Six and Four Guys He Hasn’t Convinced Yet The Devil Wears Penney’s Dude, Where’s My Scooter? The Twins of Belleville Paul Blart: Kiosk Cop_ ---
**Author:** ![Tanbarkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@Tanbarkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanbarkie)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/32 "2010-07-20T15:44:51Z")
The Uninjured English Man (500) Days Before Summer Boot Camp With Private Ryan Star Trek IV.5: The Penultimate Frontier Before You Were Sleeping The Miniscule Mermaid Thomas Anderson the Computer Programmer Batman Hasn’t Begun Superman Still Hasn’t Returned 2011 The Girl of Kansas The Day Before Tomorrow Team British Colonies: New World Police …And one that I would actually want to watch:“Inception of the Field of Dreams” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/33 "2010-07-20T15:49:58Z")
_Are You Sure You Packed the Space-Map?_ ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/34 "2010-07-20T16:05:57Z")
Frankenstein makes an appointment to meet the Wolf Man but the Wolf Man never shows up T: The terrestrial This is prepping the patient for Lumbar Puncture The Roosevelt Show Drizzle man A Streetcar named Velleity Asteroid of the monkeys Lawrence of Britain The medium-sized Lebowski It’s a wonderful birth Dial L for larceny Resident alien Kane Drowsy beauty Apocalypse soon Ancient times The halfway decent, the rather naughty, and the mildly unattractive Single indemnity Neurotico Reservoir Puppies ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/35 "2010-07-20T16:17:19Z")
_City-State of the Sun The Pretty Long Day 1/3 of the Way Walking Leathernecks Enola Just Once in College The Red Line That is Calling Jenny Craig Das Slipper Memphis Debutante_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/36 "2010-07-20T16:20:19Z")
_The Wright Stuff_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/37 "2010-07-20T18:03:14Z")
OK-I-Guess Man The Thoroughly unremarkable 4 The People With No Need to Seek Vengeance. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/38 "2010-07-20T18:27:12Z")
_Parked for Sixty Minutes 1983 Star Disagreements Warm Saddles Thirteen Colonies Graffiti Medical Student No_ ---
**Author:** ![Bytegeist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Bytegeist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bytegeist)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/39 "2010-07-20T20:15:49Z")
- One Million and Six Years B.C. The Spy Who Was Getting to Know Me The French Disconnection It’s a Normal, Normal, Normal, Normal World \* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/40 "2010-07-20T20:57:49Z")
_The Estonians Are Coming! The Estonians Are Coming! The Ordinary Escape BB War of the Worlds Fairs Dr. Nope Pyritefinger From Russia With Vague Attraction_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301.md?page=3)