# Prequels you hope they never film **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301 "2010-07-20T00:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/41 "2010-07-20T21:19:49Z")
A Seed is Planted in Brooklyn Bilbo Baggin’s Schooldays: The Quest Begins The Wacky Adventures of Young Jar-Jar Binks Gepetto, Apprentice Toymaker A Pleasant Vacation on the Orient Express Law-Abiding Sailors of the Caribbean ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/42 "2010-07-20T21:42:56Z")
_Intern Zhivago_ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/43 "2010-07-20T22:04:13Z")
30 Days of Day. Spar Club. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/44 "2010-07-20T22:04:50Z")
_The Provisioning of the Bounty_ ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/45 "2010-07-20T22:06:11Z")
_Mauritania Scaredheart Forgiven Dances With Puppies Nearing Golden Pond Desultory People Kramer Weds Kramer Fuckin’ Loud on the Western Front Slumdog Brokeass No Country for Young Men_ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/46 "2010-07-20T22:19:15Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > - > > Das Slipper > \* Das Bootie Lawrence of Eton Slight Dizziness Fistful of Quarters Scruffy Harry Arkansas! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/47 "2010-07-21T00:44:29Z")
> [@zamboniracer](#): > > _The Provisioning of the Bounty_ Hey, no joke! According to some accounts, Bligh sold off provisions, pocketed the money, and blamed the missing supplies on “thieves” who were flogged. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/48 "2010-07-21T00:47:26Z")
Still can’t get over **Gadarene** ’s favorite from [last time we did this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=500165): _Little Shop of Flowers_. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/49 "2010-07-21T01:02:05Z")
Some of these titles sound like they’d actually be pretty interesting, actually! **JohnT’s** “_Fuckin’ Loud on the Western Front_” made by Bruckheimer would be an explosion-fest of epic proportions. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/50 "2010-07-21T01:39:39Z")
These are very funny, but **bibliophage** ’s _The Roosevelt Show_ is genius. My own entries: THE PHILADELPHIA PROLOGUE NOT YET GONE WITH THE WIND SINGIN’ UNDER THE DARKENIN’ SKIES THE SECOND MAN ROGER THORNHILL, PUBLIC RELATIONS EXPERT (the prequel to NORTH BY NORTHWEST) ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/51 "2010-07-21T01:49:31Z")
James and the Regular-sized Peach. 2 Dalmations. U for Urbane Kingdom of Purgatory ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/52 "2010-07-21T01:53:35Z")
Debbie Does the Debate Team Indiana Jones and the Mickey Mouse Lunchbox When Beavis met Butthead ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/53 "2010-07-21T02:01:44Z")
\*Puppytown and Y-Boys \* ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/54 "2010-07-21T02:01:53Z")
Splish Shackablanca From There to Infitnity Guess Who is Cooking Our Dinner The Sicilian Owl Some Bond Movies MoonHoer Silverpalm Professor Yes Casino Bourgeoisie The Snoop Who Liked Me ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/55 "2010-07-21T02:10:14Z")
_Debbie Does Fort Worth._ ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/56 "2010-07-21T03:22:32Z")
To Raise a Mockingbird Casper The Friendly Human Fahrenheit 450: The Preheating Nineteen Eighty-Three The Dirty Eleven The Average Seven Late Evening Cowboy Thursday the 12th ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/57 "2010-07-21T04:28:34Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > The Kitten and The Lasagna. ::groan:: I kept trying to think of large cats… hey… The Cub, the Goth Chick, and the Pile O’ Planks. ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/58 "2010-07-21T05:39:26Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > When Beavis met Butthead beavis and butthead-er? ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/59 "2010-07-21T08:25:02Z")
2001: A space program cut. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/60 "2010-07-21T08:29:38Z")
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