# Prequels you hope they never film **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301 "2010-07-20T00:42:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/81 "2010-07-22T19:38:37Z")
\*The Touchables Slow Times at Ridgemont High / Fast Times at Ridgemont Junior High Engaged White Couple Conan the Tribesman Blank \* For Blade…get it? No? Too bad. _Three Men and a Zygote_ ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/82 "2010-07-22T20:17:33Z")
49 Mildly Irritated Potential Jurors The Shawshank Indictment To Want and Want Not Hamlet, The University Years ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/83 "2010-07-22T21:44:43Z")
Debby Doesn’t Do Anyone (because she’s underaged…) Harry Potter and the President’s physical fitness test. (I know - he’s British and the test is an American thing - I claim artistic license.) Rick and Ilsa - the Paris years. Spin the Bottle with Bobby, Caroline, Teddy and Alicia ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/84 "2010-07-22T22:06:17Z")
**Like 2 Hydrogen Atoms and One Oxygen Atom for Unprocessed Cacao Beans The Color Red and The Color Blue Mr. Blandings Looks Up the Number of An Architect** ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/85 "2010-07-22T22:37:31Z")
The Musical Wing: **A Violin Student on the Roof** **My Fair Adolescent** **1775** ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/86 "2010-07-22T22:44:56Z")
**Thinking About Going Out and Buying a Hershey Product Malcolm Little**\* - Actually, this one might be interesting what with the drug dealing, gambling, racketeering, robbery, steering prostitutes and alleged male prostitution in his early life. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/87 "2010-07-23T00:29:17Z")
**The Kitten in the Bonnet** **Horton hears the normal jungle noises** **How the Grinch put up with the previous Christmas** ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/88 "2010-07-23T00:57:22Z")
**The Karate Fetus** (“I just felt him kick!”) ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/89 "2010-07-24T19:18:14Z")
The Young Yoda Chronicles Egg Run Egg Little The Ghost and Mr. Egg The Egg The Egg and I The Eggs Alien ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/90 "2010-07-24T19:25:02Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > The Young Yoda Chronicles Either the mods or the hackers need to delete this quick before it gets to Skywalker Ranch or [del]George Lu[/del]YOU KNOW WHO will do it! HE CAN’T HELP HIMSELF ANYMORE! He’ll buy a television channel to air it on non-stop if he has to. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/91 "2010-07-24T19:58:29Z")
Henry: Portrait of a quiet neighbor who kept to himself but always waved hello and seemed so normal. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/92 "2010-07-24T20:52:05Z")
_To Hatch & Nurture a Mockingbird_ \*Law Abiding Sea Farers of the Caribbean Rosemary’s Period\* ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/93 "2010-07-24T21:58:16Z")
12 Congenial Men, the Voir Dire 10 Leagues Upon the Sea ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/94 "2010-07-24T22:49:47Z")
_Shallow Impact_ _The Adulation of Jesse James By the Farmboy Bob Ford Who Had Yet to Meet Him_ _Conception of a Nation_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/95 "2010-07-24T23:05:52Z")
**Denton, the Home of Happiness** : High school students Brad & Janet meet in Dr. Scott’s class, while punk Eddie gets into trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/96 "2010-07-25T02:29:17Z")
11 Angry Men waiting for the Last Alternate ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/97 "2010-07-25T04:49:20Z")
Highlander 0: there isn’t even one yet. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/98 "2010-07-25T04:58:39Z")
_The Sarah Conner Puberty Chronicles_ ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/99 "2010-07-26T22:45:03Z")
Java, West of Krakatoa ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/100 "2010-07-27T01:02:37Z")
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