# Prequels you hope they never film

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 20, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301 "2010-07-20T00:42:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/101 "2010-07-27T02:56:21Z")

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_The Princess Crayon Scribblings_

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/102 "2010-07-27T13:55:08Z")

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> [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](#):
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> Java, West of Krakatoa

They need to film the movie where they move Krakatoa from west of Java to east of Java. 😉

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/103 "2010-07-27T15:35:28Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> > [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](#):
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> > Java, West of Krakatoa
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> They need to film the movie where they move Krakatoa from west of Java to east of Java. 😉

Perhaps it could be relocated by way of a volcanic eruption of some sort. 😉

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/104 "2010-07-28T15:22:20Z")

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You Are Pretty Good Looking While You Are Alive

Lovely Bones

Hayes The Movie

Garfield The Movie

Jurassic Biology Lab

Holocene Park:  
Visitors are being chased by vicious microbes.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prequels-you-hope-they-never-film/547301/105 "2010-07-28T15:30:55Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> You Are Pretty Good Looking While You Are Alive
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> Lovely Bones
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> Hayes The Movie
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> Garfield The Movie
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> Jurassic Biology Lab
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> Holocene Park:  
> Visitors are being chased by vicious microbes.

Sorry, That should be Paleoprotozoic Park :smack:

Holocene Park would be the sequel where they visit Disney World and are attacked by anamatronic robots.

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