# Presenting Luciano700 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930 "2018-03-21T00:24:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/1 "2018-03-21T00:24:19Z")
I present to you **Luciano700**. [He recently got a thread closed for plagarization, which he denied.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20855104&postcount=121) [Attempts to discuss get nonsense like this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20855104&postcount=117): > [@](#): > > **Luciano700** shows a complete lack of interest in communicating in complete sentences, or even conveying ideas. lol or gifs are frequent highlights in his masterful repartee. I am actually the one losing brain cells > If you want me to learn then actually post me something to read > > I will await an intersectionality 101 page He does have some spiffy new ideas on how to improve the Board: > [@Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7368): > > I wish we made new message board categories for more niche and specific topics. You could have > Automotive & transportation > Beauty & grooming > Clothes & fashion > Food & dishes > Gaming & movies > Health & diet > Politics & global issues > School & education > Sports & fitness > Physcology > Technology & electronics > Travel > Parenting & relationships > And then have a board titled “misc & etc” if you don’t see your thread idea fitting io any of the boards or are just unsure of where it could belong. > > It can just make topics more easy to post in my opinion He’s a troll, folks, and feeding them is bad, but he won’t leave. Let’s have a great ol’ time giving him a warm Dope welcome. He deserves to receive every bit of the greeting he’s earned, the little shit-licking toadstool. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/2 "2018-03-21T00:42:13Z")
Eh. He’s an idiot, a troll of the stupid, rather than malicious, variety. Largely harmless… …is what I would have said, before stupid trolls elected a stupid troll President. They have power in groups. . ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/3 "2018-03-21T00:45:11Z")
And yet here you are still sucking my dick :rolleyes: You know what? Label me a troll all you want. Just get over the top with your harassing and I will deathwish the heck out of you. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/4 "2018-03-21T00:46:31Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Eh. He’s an idiot, a troll of the stupid, rather than malicious, variety. Largely harmless… > > …is what I would have said, before stupid trolls elected a stupid troll President. They have power in groups. > . Fuck off with your misguided comment, I hate Trump as a president. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/5 "2018-03-21T00:50:07Z")
Deathwish? Deathwish?! Bwahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/6 "2018-03-21T00:51:10Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} I will deathwish the heck out of you. > [@](#): > > [Revised Forum Rules for the BBQ Pit: read this before posting](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=507985) > {…} > Do not threaten harm or wish death on another poster > {…} Are you, like, actively trying to get banned? ('Cause you’re doing a sensational job!) CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/7 "2018-03-21T00:54:01Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Are you, like, actively trying to get banned? > ('Cause you’re doing a sensational job!) > > CMC fnord! What a shame that would be for him, us, and the world. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/8 "2018-03-21T00:57:54Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Are you, like, actively trying to get banned? > ('Cause you’re doing a sensational job!) > > CMC fnord! If various people can get away with them, then I sure as shit can too. I don’t doubt this considering the Pit can have some very cruel content. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/9 "2018-03-21T01:02:00Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > If various people can get away with them, then I sure as shit can too. {…} Well then, “You may fire when you are ready, Gridley.” CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/10 "2018-03-21T01:05:32Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Deathwish? Deathwish?! > > Bwahahahahaha! Aw shucks! I wish _I_ were deathwished… ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/11 "2018-03-21T01:09:38Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Well then, “You may fire when you are ready, Gridley.” > > CMC fnord! Sure thing 🆒 Will await the firing shots I already have to deal with so much social stigmatism in real life and I am used to it. If you wanna help me communicate through, then do so. Example: I asked for a very good recommend book on intersectionality, I am told “look for it yourself you lazy POS”, even told there were hardly any good search results matching the topic, still told to just ditch off. I understand too that the internet is huge, but I can assure you someone has read something interesting before on the topic. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/12 "2018-03-21T01:13:53Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Aw shucks! I wish _I_ were deathwished… Yeah no, not even funny at all. Refer to my last post, if you want to help. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/13 "2018-03-21T01:16:54Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Sure thing 🆒 > Will await the firing shots > > I already have to deal with so much social stigmatism in real life and I am used to it. > If you wanna help me communicate through, then do so. > Example: I asked for a very good recommend book on intersectionality, I am told “look for it yourself you lazy POS”, even told there were hardly any good search results matching the topic, still told to just ditch off. > > I understand too that the internet is huge, but I can assure you someone has read something interesting before on the topic. You were provided with a number of sources that you admitted not reading because you did not agree with them. Fuck a cactus. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/14 "2018-03-21T01:22:49Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Aw shucks! I wish _I_ were deathwished… He thinks that he is Charles Bronson but he isn’t even Bronson Pinchot. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/15 "2018-03-21T01:29:42Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He thinks that he is Charles Bronson but he isn’t even Bronson Pinchot. I had an ice cube in my mouth when I read this. I nearly choked to death. Does that give me a death-laugh? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/16 "2018-03-21T01:41:24Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You were provided with a number of sources that you admitted not reading because you did not agree with them. > > Fuck a cactus. Yeah, you think I can’t see the biases in those sources? I want something that doesn’t praise or criticizes the theory. I just want something that disfusses the theory finely. The Wikipedia article does seem interesting, and I already read half of it. It discussed the development, connections, criticism and history of the theory. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/17 "2018-03-21T01:46:29Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I had an ice cube in my mouth when I read this. I nearly choked to death. Does that give me a death-laugh? So, Mr. Wrecker likes to go that way, huh? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/18 "2018-03-21T01:46:39Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Yeah, you think I can’t see the biases in those sources? > I want something that doesn’t praise or criticizes the theory. I just want something that disfusses the theory finely. > > The Wikipedia article does seem interesting, and I already read half of it. It discussed the development, connections, criticism and history of the theory. Ignore the typo, sometimes I wished the timer in the editor was longer. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/19 "2018-03-21T01:51:18Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > So, Mr. Wrecker likes to go that way, huh? 😉 I barely know any of the people you guys are mentioning. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/20 "2018-03-21T01:53:14Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Ignore the typo, sometimes I wished the timer in the editor was longer. Preview is you’re freind . . . speel-cheek two! CMC fnord! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930.md?page=2)