# Presenting Luciano700 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930 "2018-03-21T00:24:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/21 "2018-03-21T01:54:19Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I barely know any of the people you guys are mentioning. I’m sure you’ll be on their Xmas list this year. You’ll get cards. They [the people here] get a little stuffy at times and act like they don’t like what you’re doing, but that’s not how they really feel. I can tell they like you enough to give you all the pie. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/22 "2018-03-21T01:56:30Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I barely know any of the people you guys are mentioning. Beckdawrek, Beck(y)(a) the wreck. Becky/Becka, female. Mr. Wrecker, male significant other of Beckdawrek. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/23 "2018-03-21T01:56:55Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I barely know any of the people you guys are mentioning. I’d be shocked if you knew how to find your ass with both hands and the flashlight app on your phone. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/24 "2018-03-21T02:00:22Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I’d be shocked if you knew how to find your ass with both hands and the flashlight app on your phone. Shut the fuck UP, if you got nothing talk-worthy, then zip it. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/25 "2018-03-21T02:01:50Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’m sure you’ll be on their Xmas list this year. You’ll get cards. They [the people here] get a little stuffy at times and act like they don’t like what you’re doing, but that’s not how they really feel. I can tell they like you enough to give you all the pie. Ok, what more pointless shit do I need to know? A long ass list of users that I need to also get my dick sucked by? Please continue, I got all night. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/26 "2018-03-21T02:04:50Z")
Don’t you have a bed time? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/27 "2018-03-21T02:05:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Don’t you have a bed time? I would ask the same thing too. I thought I was allowed to continue having my own thoughts and beliefs, yet here I am being attacked again for them. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/28 "2018-03-21T02:07:28Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} A long ass list of users that I need to also get my dick sucked by? {…} Wait, I knew about the Xmas list but there’s a dick sucking list too? :eek: WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED??? ☹ CMC fnord! I know, Thursday is my turn to be in the barrel! ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/29 "2018-03-21T02:12:31Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Wait, I knew about the Xmas list but there’s a dick sucking list too? :eek: > > WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED??? ☹ > > CMC fnord! > I know, Thursday is my turn to be in the barrel! As much as I know you’re being sarcastic, still funny to see you play along. Oh for fuck sake’s, I am promising to avoid posting political, global and social issues for awhile, yet here i am being presented with a “troll” thread, what else do I need to do to please you all? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/30 "2018-03-21T02:16:25Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > As much as I know you’re being sarcastic, still funny to see you play along. > > Oh for fuck sake’s, I am promising to avoid posting political, global and social issues for awhile, yet here i am being presented with a “troll” thread, what else do I need to do to please you all? No really, and no I am not quitting for the Lord sake’s either. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/31 "2018-03-21T02:16:52Z")
Go away. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/32 "2018-03-21T02:20:12Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} yet here i am being presented with a “troll” thread, what else do I need to do to please you all? 'Cause all the other times you’ve been told what you need to do to please us all weren’t enough? Ya sure as fuck ain’t gonna listen to Corvus Cumulonimbi! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/33 "2018-03-21T02:23:30Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I thought I was allowed to continue having my own thoughts and beliefs, yet here I am being attacked again for them. Freedom to have thoughts and beliefs does not include freedom from criticism of those thoughts and beliefs. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/34 "2018-03-21T02:25:03Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Go away. Keep trying, I am not gonna go away soon. I get this pretty much in every messageboard. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/35 "2018-03-21T02:27:00Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > 'Cause all the other times you’ve been told what you need to do to please us all weren’t enough? > > Ya sure as fuck ain’t gonna listen to Corvus Cumulonimbi! > > CMC fnord! Except this was in the case of political/social/global topics, so I will keep researching my stuff properly timely. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/36 "2018-03-21T02:27:38Z")
You’ve been told what to do. Now we will mock you until you do it or go away. Twit-brained dullard. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/37 "2018-03-21T02:27:40Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I get this pretty much in every messageboard. Shouldn’t that tell you that you are doing things wrong? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/38 "2018-03-21T02:28:24Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} I get this pretty much in every messageboard. Annd, pray tell, just what would the common denominator be in this equation? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/39 "2018-03-21T02:29:05Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Freedom to have thoughts and beliefs does not include freedom from criticism of those thoughts and beliefs. True, doesn’t mean to attack them all the time either. By calling me names or even arguing with me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/40 "2018-03-21T02:32:20Z")
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