# Presenting Luciano700 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930 "2018-03-21T00:24:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/41 "2018-03-21T02:32:33Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} By calling me names or even arguing with me. “OH! Oh! I’m sorry! This is abuse! No, you want room 12A, next door.” CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/42 "2018-03-21T02:35:41Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > “OH! Oh! I’m sorry! > This is abuse! > No, you want room 12A, next door.” > > CMC fnord! Dumbass outside of The Pit. Alt-righter, MGTOW neckbeard, a troll ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/43 "2018-03-21T02:36:23Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Shut the fuck UP, if you got nothing talk-worthy, then zip it. Physician, heal thyself. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/44 "2018-03-21T02:37:13Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > This is The Pit, pig sweat. Well then I wished to stop being recognized as a troll, this and then that. Trust me, I will change as a poster. Some posters build their way, others depress it more. After all, the unexpected is what’s expected. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/45 "2018-03-21T02:43:20Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Dumbass outside of The Pit. {…} Some days. > [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} Alt-righter, {…} More leftist . . . but I’m open. > [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} MGTOW {…} Can a Mig carry a TOW? > [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} neckbeard, {…} You try shaving feathers! > [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} a troll Corvus Cumulonimbi! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/46 "2018-03-21T02:44:49Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Keep trying, I am not gonna go away soon. I get this pretty much in every messageboard. What’s the chances of that? That’s some shit luck right there. Maybe it’s the messageboard software that’s defective. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/47 "2018-03-21T02:46:54Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > {…} Maybe it’s the messageboard software that’s defective. Maybe he should try twit-ter? :o CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/48 "2018-03-21T02:47:35Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Well then I wished to stop being recognized as a troll, this and then that. Trust me, I will change as a poster. Some posters build their way, others depress it more. After all, the unexpected is what’s expected. In the greeting card aisle now? Only by leaving can you truly be missed. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/49 "2018-03-21T02:47:56Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > After all, the unexpected is what’s expected. No-one will expect a joke about the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/50 "2018-03-21T02:48:40Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Maybe he should try twit-ter? > > :o > CMC fnord! Hell no, I despise Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/51 "2018-03-21T02:50:27Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Hell no, I despise Twitter. WHOOSH! CMC fnord! twit Noun, Informal. An insignificant, silly, or bothersome person: ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/52 "2018-03-21T03:04:16Z")
I believe he’s what he says he is. A teenager, with some form of autism. He’s cocky; he is opinionated; he gets frustrated about shit and takes it out here. What else is there to say about him? I don’t wish him ill; he has some growing up to do. He’ll probably get banned if he doesn’t dial back the hostility. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/53 "2018-03-21T03:12:20Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > What’s the chances of that? That’s some shit luck right there. Maybe it’s the messageboard software that’s defective. He’s managed [2,000 posts at Neoseeker](http://www.neoseeker.com/members/Luciano700/about/) without getting banned. And [565 posts at city-data](http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/luciano700-1796114.html). And [24,651 posts at IGN](http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/how-is-your-christmas-shopping-going.455069740/). He’s [banned at escapist](http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.872384-Poll-Best-favorite-sports-game-franchise). Only [3 posts to Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/user/luciano700/posts/). And [how about some more photos](http://www.thepictaram.club/instagram/luciano700002)? (Apparently, [he calls himself Luciano700 everywhere](https://www.google.com/search?q=Luciano700&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1).) ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/54 "2018-03-21T03:17:35Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Eh. He’s an idiot, a troll of the stupid, rather than malicious, variety. Largely harmless… > > …is what I would have said, before stupid trolls elected a stupid troll President. They have power in groups. > . Nope. We kept stupid trolls from electing a stupid troll. Get your facts straight. ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/55 "2018-03-21T03:21:26Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Keep trying, I am not gonna go away soon. I get this pretty much in every messageboard. I guess we’ll see about that. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/56 "2018-03-21T03:23:37Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Nope. We kept stupid trolls from electing a stupid troll. Get your facts straight. Trump is more like an Orc. Only less genteel. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/57 "2018-03-21T03:25:39Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Nope. We kept stupid trolls from electing a stupid troll. Get your facts straight. Don’t you have more windows to break? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/58 "2018-03-21T03:36:47Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He’s managed [2,000 posts at Neoseeker](http://www.neoseeker.com/members/Luciano700/about/) without getting banned. And [565 posts at city-data](http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/luciano700-1796114.html). And [24,651 posts at IGN](http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/how-is-your-christmas-shopping-going.455069740/). He’s [banned at escapist](http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.872384-Poll-Best-favorite-sports-game-franchise). Only [3 posts to Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/user/luciano700/posts/). And [how about some more photos](http://www.thepictaram.club/instagram/luciano700002)? (Apparently, [he calls himself Luciano700 everywhere](https://www.google.com/search?q=Luciano700&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1).) Sheesh, are you gonna look through my social media next? Yes, I been calling myself that everywhere. When I began using that username first started off in Roblox, so I figured keeping this username in the future would help. And is been already 8 years. :eek: You forgot also Gamefaqs. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/59 "2018-03-21T03:40:27Z")
> [@Jacquernagy](#): > > I believe he’s what he says he is. A teenager, with some form of autism. He’s cocky; he is opinionated; he gets frustrated about shit and takes it out here. What else is there to say about him? I don’t wish him ill; he has some growing up to do. He’ll probably get banned if he doesn’t dial back the hostility. I get frustrated about shit almost everywhere dude, I take the garbage out wherever I can comfortable doing so. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/60 "2018-03-21T03:46:40Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Trump is more like an Orc. Only less genteel. I don’t even like Trump as president and hardly do I know him as a celebrity thankfully. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930.md?page=4)