# Presenting Luciano700 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930 "2018-03-21T00:24:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/81 "2018-03-21T09:47:17Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Shut up and go play a guitar. No, you’re thinking _Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar_. But Frank Zappa said it first. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/82 "2018-03-21T10:09:21Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I wager five hundred quatloos that the newcomer is untrainable, and five thousand quatloos that he will have to be destroyed within 27.68 hours. Yeah, I think that “it will take months” comeback was officially suicide by mod. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/83 "2018-03-21T10:26:02Z")
PLEASE stop feeding this fucking troll! What the hell people? Yes, he’s an alt right, mra, just asking questions, on and off illiterate, troll. And yes we’re all bone weary of his shitting up our boards, but starting a thread to bitch about it is just more, FEEDING THE TROLL. He’s not learning anything other than how freaking easy y’all are to jerk around. And y’all are mak8ng it look sooo easy. Damn, have some self respect people! If you’re sincerely sick of his bullshit then DONT ENGAGE with his childish, bullshit, cryptic nonesense. (Look at his photo, he claims he’s been at this trolling eight years! He’s NOT an autistic child, he’s NOT 16, he’s just a garden variety troll who knows how to push your damn buttons!) PLEASE STOP FEEDING THIS TROLL ! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/84 "2018-03-21T12:34:52Z")
[He does a Mr. Creosote all over the board] Too late. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/85 "2018-03-21T13:24:21Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > PLEASE stop feeding this fucking troll! > > What the hell people? Yes, he’s an alt right, mra, just asking questions, on and off illiterate, troll. And yes we’re all bone weary of his shitting up our boards, but starting a thread to bitch about it is just more, FEEDING THE TROLL. > > He’s not learning anything other than how freaking easy y’all are to jerk around. And y’all are mak8ng it look sooo easy. Damn, have some self respect people! > > If you’re sincerely sick of his bullshit then DONT ENGAGE with his childish, bullshit, cryptic nonesense. > > (Look at his photo, he claims he’s been at this trolling eight years! He’s NOT an autistic child, he’s NOT 16, he’s just a garden variety troll who knows how to push your damn buttons!) > > PLEASE STOP FEEDING THIS TROLL ! You don’t even know what you’re saying, For the last time, I am anti-feminist, not an MRA. Legit feminism is called “Women’s right activism” and that’s the only feminism I support. Even when I share my tragic history with you guys you still don’t give a shit, this is exactly why sometimes think before just typing my shit off. I think women should have the right to live, own property, vote and even post pics of salads, but they shouldn’t forcefully also have to be Strong and independent and deal with other social engineering shit. But i also say the same for toxic masculinity too. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/86 "2018-03-21T13:33:14Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > PLEASE stop feeding this fucking troll! > > What the hell people? Yes, he’s an alt right, mra, just asking questions, on and off illiterate, troll. And yes we’re all bone weary of his shitting up our boards, but starting a thread to bitch about it is just more, FEEDING THE TROLL. > > He’s not learning anything other than how freaking easy y’all are to jerk around. And y’all are mak8ng it look sooo easy. Damn, have some self respect people! > > If you’re sincerely sick of his bullshit then DONT ENGAGE with his childish, bullshit, cryptic nonesense. > > (Look at his photo, he claims he’s been at this trolling eight years! He’s NOT an autistic child, he’s NOT 16, he’s just a garden variety troll who knows how to push your damn buttons!) > > PLEASE STOP FEEDING THIS TROLL ! Yes, please listen to this, folks. If this board is like a nice park, L700’s threads in it are like scattered mounds of dog shit. [And the dumbass is still at it](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=851474) – I almost stepped in that one while taking a nice stroll through IMHO Park this morning. There’s a lot of dog shit around here and nobody is picking it up. We are accommodating someone who is either a deliberate troll or literally much too stupid to know what a dumbass he is, and I don’t care which it is – the dog shit in the park result is the same. A banning could not come too soon, but geez people, quite encouraging him. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/87 "2018-03-21T13:40:49Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > A goat’s face. Okay, that was pretty effing funny. But it’s early and the coffee hasn’t started circulating yet. Luciano, I hope you feel better today. People were mean to you yesterday. But you can’t deathwish them because we believe in superpowers here, and superpowers make shit like that possible. See, I don’t think you’re a troll, I think you just haven’t come to terms with all your superpowers yet. Shit like that takes time. I have a superpower too. I can lick both eyebrows and behind my ears while posting. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/88 "2018-03-21T13:51:58Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Even when I share my tragic history with you guys you still don’t give a shit Autism (_if_ you have it) is not a never-expiring “get of jail free” card for being an asshole. There is only so much pity you can toss to someone before it crosses over to contempt. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/89 "2018-03-21T13:56:01Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I have a superpower too. I can lick both eyebrows and behind my ears while posting. … how _you_ doin? . ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/90 "2018-03-21T14:03:00Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} Legit feminism is called “Women’s right activism” and that’s the only feminism I support. {…} I think women should have the right to live, own property, vote and even post pics of salads, but they shouldn’t forcefully also have to be Strong and independent {…} Wow, “right to live, own property, and vote”! How 1918 your ‘feminism’ is! “Shouldn’t forcefully also have to be strong and independent” . . . what da fuck does that even mean? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/91 "2018-03-21T14:03:17Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Even when I share my tragic history with you guys you still don’t give a shit… This is true. If you were a friend, I’d care. If you were a client, I’d care. If you were a co-worker, I’d care. But you’re none of those. You’re an anonymous voice on the internet. More, you’re a jerk. We each have a backstory. No one care about yours because we’re too invested in our own to cut any slack to someone who provides every appearance of being a willfully ignorant trolling asshole. (And you don’t even come close to medaling in the Tragic Olympics, dude. Sorry.) . ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/92 "2018-03-21T14:26:31Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Eh. He’s an idiot, a troll of the stupid, rather than malicious, variety. Largely harmless… > > …is what I would have said, before stupid trolls elected a stupid troll President. They have power in groups. > . > [@Clothahump](#): > > Nope. We kept stupid trolls from electing a stupid troll. Get your facts straight. He did. I’d suggest that you get YOUR facts straight, but you’re so stupid and hateful that it’s safe to say that ship has sailed. And capsized. And went over a waterfall and crashed on the rocks at the bottom. And then the rocks got cancer. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/93 "2018-03-21T14:32:10Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > You don’t even know what you’re saying, Do tell. :rolleyes: > [@Luciano700](#): > > For the last time, I am anti-feminist, not an MRA. Legit feminism is called “Women’s right activism” and that’s the only feminism I support. Even when I share my tragic history with you guys you still don’t give a shit, this is exactly why sometimes think before just typing my shit off. I think women should have the right to live, own property, vote and even post pics of salads, but they shouldn’t forcefully also have to be Strong and independent and deal with other social engineering shit. But i also say the same for toxic masculinity too. It’s just a constant stream of bullshit from you, post after post after incomprehensible post. Stop using words and concepts you don’t fucking understand. You’re like that thing that wouldn’t shut the fuck up. Nobody cares what you think. So shut the fuck up. Shut it. Hush. bzt… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/94 "2018-03-21T14:34:59Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Nope. We kept stupid trolls from electing a stupid troll. Get your facts straight. > [@Superdude](#): > > How can you possibly believe that? There’s a reason he’s been winning the Stupidest Poster on the Dope title for eighteen years running. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/95 "2018-03-21T14:36:45Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > There’s a reason he’s been winning the Stupidest Poster on the Dope title for eighteen years running. Still… Winning! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/96 "2018-03-21T14:41:31Z")
I just assumed “deathwishing” someone meant forcing them to watch the Bruce Willis remake of “Death Wish” over and over again, Clockwork-Orange-style. Which may actually be a fate worse than death. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/97 "2018-03-21T14:45:22Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I just assumed “deathwishing” someone meant forcing them to watch the Bruce Willis remake of “Death Wish” over and over again, Clockwork-Orange-style. Which may actually be a fate worse than death. The Ludoviciano Technique… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/98 "2018-03-21T14:52:16Z")
Hey, I resent that! I’d choose Barney reruns ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/99 "2018-03-21T14:57:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > There’s a reason he’s been winning the Stupidest Poster on the Dope title for eighteen years running. I keep trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. I really don’t like to think of anyone as hopeless. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930/100 "2018-03-21T15:05:03Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > I keep trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. I really don’t like to think of anyone as hopeless. He’s the exception that proves the rule. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-luciano700/810930.md?page=6)