# Presenting --- the Donald Trump Butt Plug

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 16, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314 "2015-07-16T12:05:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/1 "2015-07-16T12:05:10Z")

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> **[Donald Trump Immortalized As Butt Plug (NSFW)](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-butt-plug_n_7796138?utm_hp_ref=weird-news)**
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> Donald Trump Immortalized As Butt Plug (NSFW)

This is what you get for insulting Mexicans, says the article.

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> Fernando Sosa, a 31-year-old Florida artist, is telling the real-estate-mogul-turned-presidential-candidate where to stick it. He has created a butt plug that looks likes the Donald. It’s got everything from his puckered lips to his trademark comb-over.
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> “I wanted to do something insulting,” Sosa told The Huffington Post. “I like the mental picture of his face going into people’s asses.”
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> The sex toy was created in reaction to Trump’s last month blasting of Mexico and Mexican immigrants. “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists,” he said in remarks after launching his presidential campaign.
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> Sosa used a 3D printer to get Trump’s trademark hair to whip up just right.

There are just too many possible jokes, and you can come up with them all on your own.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/2 "2015-07-16T12:54:15Z")

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I know Rule 36 covers a lot of territory, but is **anyone** going to want Trump up their \*\*\*?

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/3 "2015-07-17T02:10:29Z")

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Rants and jokes about insults are not really Elections material.

Off to The BBQ Pit.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/4 "2015-07-17T02:12:41Z")

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This could start a fad for odious-celebrity-themed butt plugs . . . but they will all and always be known as “trumps.” “Hey, I just got me a Bill Cosby trump!” “When is the Woody Allen trump coming out?”

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/5 "2015-07-17T02:18:43Z")

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Yesterday, “Trump” and “rump” were just one letter apart. Now they are very much closer.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/6 "2015-07-17T03:14:45Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> “When is the Woody Allen trump coming out?”

Hopefully not too long after it goes in.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/7 "2015-07-17T03:21:12Z")

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Well, I guess I’ll be the first to say it - that looks very uncomfortable. I think I am familiar with the theory, if not the actual practice, of butt plugs, and I have to say that having all those projections (you know, the chin, the hair, the nose) on the end that goes in means that these will get very little actual use.

OK, now it occurs to me that actual use is probably not the point.

Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/8 "2015-07-17T03:29:08Z")

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There’s a Santorum joke in here somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/9 "2015-07-17T17:39:29Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Well, I guess I’ll be the first to say it - that looks very uncomfortable. I think I am familiar with the theory, if not the actual practice, of butt plugs, and I have to say that having all those projections (you know, the chin, the hair, the nose) on the end that goes in means that these will get very little actual use.  
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You perhaps underestimate masochism.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/10 "2015-07-17T17:57:27Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> You perhaps underestimate masochism.

Does masochism explain the anomalously high support for Trump in the polls?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-donald-trump-butt-plug/725314/11 "2015-07-17T18:15:08Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Does masochism explain the anomalously high support for Trump in the polls?

I think that has more to do with sadism. Granted, there’s a fine line.
