# Presenting the finest in geriatric UK hip hop, The Northern Boys **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [January 15, 2023, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256 "2023-01-15T10:49:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/1 "2023-01-15T10:49:29Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/sLLQFLXz6VE/hqdefault.jpg "The Northern Boys - Party Time") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE) Do you want to make love to a sad old man? Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/2 "2023-01-15T16:43:15Z")
what the holy hell ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/3 "2023-01-15T17:04:14Z")
Fekking hilarious, 'tis. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/4 "2023-01-17T00:13:03Z")
Apparently geriatric hip hop is an actual trend in the UK, started by a group called Pete and Bas (I think). But I like these guys better - the lack of polish and budget adds to the charm IMO. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/5 "2023-03-23T21:03:27Z")
New song from The Northern Boys: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/zljDDcTnTG0/maxresdefault.jpg "The Northern Boys - Give It To Me") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zljDDcTnTG0) Very inclusive, and a real banger. NSFW at all. ---
**Author:** ![Fortyfold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7c8e57/32.png) [@Fortyfold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fortyfold)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/6 "2023-03-24T09:35:11Z")
Norm has a beard again, I suppose that’s why they haven’t made anything for a while as he was growing it back. Kev still killing it with his dancing. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/7 "2023-03-24T09:50:15Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Pete and Bas Although not geriatric as such, this pre-dates them: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6t28COxEp2k/hqdefault.jpg "'Chap-Hop History' by Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k) ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/8 "2023-03-24T10:59:42Z")
Where do they get the budget for those lavish music videos? ---
**Author:** ![Fortyfold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7c8e57/32.png) [@Fortyfold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fortyfold)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-finest-in-geriatric-uk-hip-hop-the-northern-boys/978256/9 "2023-03-24T12:30:00Z")
If we’re doing Chap-hop, might as well have some Professor Elemental too. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/0iRTB-FTMdk/maxresdefault.jpg "Fighting Trousers - Professor Elemental") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk)