# Presenting: The Most Vile Person Running for Office in the United States Today (R-Michigan) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2022, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697 "2022-03-08T20:20:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/61 "2022-05-04T03:51:51Z")
Update: [The doughy-faced turd fucker lost!](https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2022/05/03/carol-glanville-upsets-robert-regan-bid-michigan-house/9614211002/) Democrat Carol Glanville whooped his ass in the special election, the first time a Democrat has ever represented this district. Now, she’s only filling the seat until the end of the year, and the district goes bye-bye at the end of this term, but both she and the doughy-faced turd fucker have filed to run for a full term in the newly-drawn district in the fall. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2022, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/62 "2022-05-04T09:51:43Z")
That’s good news. The flip side is that 40% of the district’s electorate still thought he was A-OK. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/63 "2022-05-05T02:08:16Z")
Thanks for the update. We need SOME good news. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2022, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/64 "2022-05-05T03:57:42Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Thanks for the update. We need SOME good news.   There’s still Matt Gaetz. ETA: In other words, better a > [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > . . . . doughy-faced turd fucker . . . . . . than a turd-faced teen fucker. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/65 "2022-05-06T23:39:05Z")
This guy sounds quite vile, too, although keep in mind that he hasn’t been convicted yet. > **[Boone County murder suspect wins 60 votes in primary election](https://who13.com/news/indiana-man-accused-of-killing-wife-wins-primary-election/?fbclid=IwAR1qbh0dIcexzsRDMBVlqkaAk9NMdaQ2zKpblAJUNDAD2aerCrDP5E3kuAY)** > > BOONE COUNTY, Ind. — A Boone County man currently in jail, awaiting the murder trial in the death of his wife, has won the Republican primary for a seat on a township board. Andrew Wilhoite r… However, there’s some chatter that at least some of the votes may have come from people who thought their vote wouldn’t count unless they voted for all 3 candidates. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/66 "2022-05-07T00:00:43Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > This guy sounds quite vile, too, although keep in mind that he hasn’t been convicted yet. He hasn’t, but he confessed to it. It’s possible that the confession may be deemed inadmissible for some reason, but still. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/67 "2022-05-09T21:58:13Z")
Replying to my own post: I always wonder about the women who have “affairs” with guys like this, and now that I know what I do, if the relationships were even consensual to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/68 "2022-05-19T22:31:12Z")
He has withdrawn from the race. > **[Boone County murder suspect who won primary election withdraws from race](https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/boone-county-murder-suspect-andrew-wilhoite-who-won-primary-election-withdraws-from-race/531-d0ebda88-c201-45c8-91db-e85ab1919ac6)** > > Andrew Wilhoite was charged March 26 for his wife Nikki's murder. ---
**Author:** ![DoubleG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DoubleG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoubleG)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/69 "2022-05-28T22:40:28Z")
Michigan has another psycho running for state senate, Wacky Jacky Eubanks. NEW: Trump-endorsed candidate Jacky Eubanks (R-MI) just called to ban birth control & gay marriage: “Sex ought to be between 1 man and 1 woman in the confines of marriage… Things like abortion and gay marriage are outside of the Christian moral order… It should not be legal.” ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/70 "2022-05-28T22:42:21Z")
A 25-year-old WOMAN wants to ban birth control? And how does she plan to enforce those sexuality laws? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/71 "2022-05-28T22:54:35Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > A 25-year-old WOMAN wants to ban birth control? Well, _you know_ what she means … it’s really about the sex being had by _Those Other People_. Of course anything involving a white Christian upstanding pillar of the community will be handled quietly, like in the old days. Unless it’s the son/daughter of a less powerful pillar of the white Christian community against that of a more powerful one, in which case it _will_ be applied because even white Christian people need to _Know Their Place_… like in the old days. Or else she just wants to get back at that slut Stacey who put out and stole her boyfriend in Junior year, and at him for not having stuck with her after getting what he wanted… ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/72 "2022-05-28T23:08:40Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > And how does she plan to enforce those sexuality laws? Everyone will be forced to have an app on the phone that reports their location and transmits sound and video 24/7. Sophisticated computer programs will watch for people not married to each other who are staying too close for too long, then a team of highly trained SexCops will listen to the audio and watch the video as long as necessary to determine if improper sex is going on. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/73 "2022-05-28T23:10:51Z")
LOL! There are probably people out there who would willingly volunteer for something like that, and not because that’s how they’d get their own rocks off. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/74 "2022-05-29T07:45:32Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > SexCops 🎶Sex Cops, Sex Cops… Who ya gonna do?🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/75 "2022-05-29T10:08:45Z")
The whole show is nothing but pixelization. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/76 "2022-05-29T10:49:44Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s 2022. If somebody wants the title of Most Vile Republican they need to get out there and start committing some serious felonies. Have you read the quote from his ex-wife in post 31? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/77 "2022-05-29T17:40:26Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > 🎶Sex Cops, Sex Cops… Who ya gonna do?🎶 🎶 Sex Cop, Sex Cop, you’re my Sex Cop, you can give it to me when I need to come along 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/78 "2022-05-30T23:21:39Z")
Sex cops, isn’t it nice, Listen to the singles live their life of vice ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/79 "2022-05-31T16:58:11Z")
Sex cop in the bathroom, please talk free Here’s the handcuffs for both you and me ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697/80 "2022-05-31T17:16:15Z")
Just pointing out I recognized all the parodies, even Soft Cell (to me the most obscure), so they aren’t wasted. 🙂 I’m a cop - I’m a boy I’m a cop - Well I’m your mother I’m a cop - I’m a one night stand I’m a cop - Am I bi I’m a cop - I’m a slave I’m a cop - I’m a little girl When we SexCop together… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presenting-the-most-vile-person-running-for-office-in-the-united-states-today-r-michigan/960697.md?page=5)