# President Attends Church Without Hurting Anybody **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [January 20, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970 "2021-01-20T14:50:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/1 "2021-01-20T14:50:32Z")
What kind of man is this? What is the spin here? https://www.youtube.com/embed/9jcceSXjr3I ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/2 "2021-01-20T15:12:03Z")
And Trump with his platform shoes ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?” “He went without tear gas! He went without troops!” “Screw that, where’s my ice cream, I want two scoops!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/3 "2021-01-20T15:12:15Z")
Surely teargas was used to disperse pedestrians in front of the building, right? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/4 "2021-01-20T15:21:16Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Surely teargas was used to disperse pedestrians in front of the building, right? - The Weather Channel currently has the wind at 16 mph. Rubber bullets. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/5 "2021-01-20T15:23:57Z")
[[Album] LEAKED - The letter Trump left for Biden in the Oval Office desk ![](https://i.imgur.com/65KttqT.png?fb "LEAKED - The letter Trump left for Biden in the Oval Office desk") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/iOcypRy) ---
**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/6 "2021-01-20T18:03:35Z")
Huzzah! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/7 "2021-01-20T18:06:45Z")
I imagine we’re going to have a few headlines describing the return to normal Presidential behavior. President holds press briefing without telling a lie President delivers speech without threatening anybody President meets with foreign leaders without embarrassing himself President gets through an entire day without committing a crime ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/8 "2021-01-20T18:17:09Z")
The Daily Show posted: > [@](#): > > UNPRESIDENTIAL: Joe Biden has been speaking at the Capitol for 55 seconds and has not incited a single terrorist attack ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/9 "2021-01-20T18:20:27Z")
Gotta admit, I burst out laughing when I saw the thread title! ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/10 "2021-01-21T00:01:20Z")
That is patently fake news. Trump wouldn’t have used “Sir” and would have graffittied that text on the Resolute desk. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/11 "2021-01-21T00:15:53Z")
He was claiming, as he often did, what someone said to him. As in “Sir, Joe is a big cheat”. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2021, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-attends-church-without-hurting-anybody/930970/12 "2021-01-21T21:02:19Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > Trump wouldn’t have used “Sir” and would have graffittied that text on the Resolute desk. > [@running\_coach](#): > > He was claiming, as he often did, what someone said to him. As in “Sir, Joe is a big cheat”. Yeah, trump’s ‘sir’ stories are almost as telltale a sign he’s lying as when his lips are moving; very trumpy. What really makes that parody letter unbelievable is the proper spelling and punctuation.