President Roseanne Barr (G-Hawaii)

[It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery]

Her running mate should be Sam Nunn.

Barr/Nunn in 2012!

[Damuri_Ajashi]

@Frank

The people who run the presidential debates now require polling support of 5%. I don’t see the Green Party in general, or Barr in particular meeting that measure this election.

I don’t see a lot of polls that put her name on the questionnaire.

@shiftless

I hereby announce my intention to throw my hat OUT of the ring.

Celebrities and other attention whores (yes, I am looking at Newt and The Donald) have discovered a new way to get air time. The various news agencies eat it up, actually take them seriously and fall all over themselves to shine the spotlight on them. When the celebrity inevitably turns out to be empty on the issues the talking heads pat themselves on the back and move on to the next celebrity, apparently not understanding that “there is no such thing as bad publicity.”

I’m awaiting Kim Kardashian’s candiacy announcement.

@BrainGlutton

The League of Women Voters sponsored the debates until 1988. Then they were taken over by the Commission on Presidential Debates, which is made up of Democratic and Republican party officials. So nobody gets a place in the debates unless they agree, you see where this is going? Perot was too big a deal for them to exclude, apparently, but Nader never was.

I think debates have gone downhill since the parties took them over.

Carter was good at boycotting things. Between the Olympics and the debate. Carter started to look a bit petulant.

[aldiboronti]

Just seeing her name in juxtaposition with President makes me want to head to the quarry and throw myself down.

[Musicat]

@aldiboronti

Just seeing her name in juxtaposition with President makes me want to head to the quarry and throw myself down.

Stop that! You’ll just encourage him.

[Chronos]

Y’know, I could see some real value in a stay-at-home mom housemaker from a blue-collar background running. But there’s a big difference between actually being a blue-collar housemaker and playing one on TV.

[Enlightening_Meditation]

I don’t know whether to scratch my balls, kill flies with cigarette lighters, or Let’s go down to the isthmus and throw stuff across it!!!

The Kardashian / Paris Hilton for the publicity whore win!!!

[Captain_Amazing]

@Musicat

The Dream Ticket: Barr / Cain

He makes the pizzas and she eats them?

[alphaboi867]

Is this going to be a reality show?

[shiftless]

If a rational person watches TV and can’t tell if he is watching a presidential campaign or an episode of Celebrity Apprentice, is there a name for that? Celebrity Turing test maybe?

[Marley23]

@shiftless

If a rational person watches TV and can’t tell if he is watching a presidential campaign or an episode of Celebrity Apprentice, is there a name for that?

A collapsing political system?