# President Scylla and the SDMB Cabinet!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 26, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065 "2002-06-26T17:22:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065/81 "2002-07-07T06:19:38Z")

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A “frosty/hot dusty world?” :eek: Lord have mercy on us all! Who let **Tripler** loose again? 😉

[celestina, upon receiving word about **Grim Beaker’s** “handling” of her memo from her trusted sources in the **Scylla** administration, decides to take action. So, she bribes some Coffee Gnomes to retrieve her memo and to place it directly on **President Scylla’s** desk for him to read first thing in the morning. And then she sends **Grim Beaker** another memo after **President Scylla** calls her in to discuss her proposal.]

_Ahem_

TO: **Grim Beaker**

FROM: **celestina, Executive Director, DETA**

DATE: July 7, 2002

RE: Updated list of **President Scylla’s** Cabinet Confirmed

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😛

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065/82 "2002-07-07T07:13:46Z")

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I nominate Qadgop the Mercotan for Surgeon General, as long as he agrees to wear that really cool uniform. 😃

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065/83 "2002-07-07T08:15:56Z")

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Awww… Tripler’s so cute when he wants to eradicate all life on Earth as we know it…

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065/84 "2002-07-07T13:45:05Z")

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Michael Ellis, Since you’re one of my Official Rant Masters, you can be my personal assistant.

Yeah. There’s a place for you in the service, boy.

E.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065/85 "2002-07-07T18:19:25Z")

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Oh goody!

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/president-scylla-and-the-sdmb-cabinet/116065/86 "2002-07-10T04:43:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \*  
> \*\*Awww… Tripler’s so cute when he wants to eradicate all life on Earth as we know it… \*\*

The Human-Lunar relocation plan is in the final stages of development. You have nothing to fear. Trust me.

Tripler  
Eradicate _all_ life? Just the Communists’. . .

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