# Presidential Anagrams! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540 "2003-11-11T03:13:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/21 "2003-11-12T15:12:07Z")
these are great! None of course, can top Spiro Agnew! (grow a penis) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/22 "2003-11-12T15:15:58Z")
Dennis Kucinich Nice chin kid sun chickens id nun i ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/23 "2003-11-12T15:57:17Z")
Ronald Wilson Reagan Insane Anglo Warlord ---
**Author:** ![PbZep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58f4c7/32.png) [@PbZep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PbZep)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/24 "2003-11-12T17:20:37Z")
Madeleine Albright: GAINED HITLER BLAME Donald Rumsfeld: RUM FONDLED LADS Donald H. Rumsfeld: HANDLED OLD SMURF ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/25 "2003-11-12T18:21:45Z")
Jimmy Carter A CRY TERM JIM CREAM JIM TRY CAR JET RIM MY RACY TERM JIM ACT MERRY JIM ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/26 "2003-11-12T20:49:52Z")
Warren Harding HARDER WARNING DRAWN A HERRING DARLING WREN, RAH! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/27 "2003-11-12T21:53:58Z")
William Howard Taft: I, FAT WILL, AM 'TARD. HOW? ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/28 "2003-11-13T05:51:27Z")
John Kerry = HORNY JERK! ---
**Author:** ![Ludo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ludo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/29 "2003-11-13T12:43:10Z")
Teddy Roosevelt = Deservedly Toot Destroyed Vet, Lo! Oddest Lover Yet Svelte Teddy Roo ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/30 "2003-11-13T18:57:20Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food: Chief’s dorky tot smells a camel, bat. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/31 "2003-11-13T19:45:13Z")
Chester Alan Arthur A snatcher urethral. I think that’s something that QtM uses to make prisoners talk. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540/32 "2003-11-13T20:11:34Z")
Thomas Jefferson OFFER THEM A SON JON OF THE FARMS HE OFTEN JAMS FOR… Willliam Taft I’M FAT AT WILL WAFT 'TIL MAIL Woodrow Wilson WOOD OILS DROWN WOW! OL’ ODOR WINS! Ulysses Grant SLY GUESS RANT SLY TUG SNARES STAR UGLYNESS SNARLY GUESTS [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-anagrams/212540.md?page=1)