# Presidential March Madness

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 21, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825 "2009-02-21T06:01:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/1 "2009-02-21T06:01:09Z")

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With March approaching, it’s time for the Madness to begin.

The rules remain the same. Pick one choice in each match-up (based on whatever criteria you want). The winners advance to the next round. You can cast your votes for this round until Tuesday at 11:00 pm (EST).

The game is between Presidents. As wildcards, I’ve included some Presidential candidates and Vice Presidents.

And this is a game, not a debate. Let’s have good sportsmanship and no trash talking.

The Democratic Conference

Barack Obama vs  
Alben Barkley

John Kerry vs  
Al Gore

Lyndon Johnson vs  
Hubert Humphrey

John F. Kennedy vs  
George McGovern

Bill Clinton vs  
Joe Biden

Franklin D. Roosevelt vs  
Michael Dukakis

Jimmy Carter vs  
Adlai Stevenson

Harry S Truman vs  
Walter Mondale

The Republican Conference

George W. Bush vs  
Spiro Agnew

Bob Dole vs  
Barry Goldwater

Gerald Ford vs  
Dick Cheney

Richard Nixon vs  
Alf Landon

George H.W. Bush vs  
Nelson Rockefeller

John McCain vs  
Thomas Dewey

Ronald Reagan vs  
Dan Quayle

Dwight Eisenhower vs  
Wendell Wilkie

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/2 "2009-02-21T06:27:33Z")

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Barack Obama

Al Gore

Hubert Humphrey

John F. Kennedy  
Bill Clinton  
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Adlai Stevenson

Harry S Truman

The Republican Conference

George W. Bush

Barry Goldwater

Dick Cheney

Alf Landon

George H.W. Bush

Thomas Dewey

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/3 "2009-02-21T07:56:47Z")

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I wish to file a protest against the bracketing, which seems designed to force a Dem vs Pubbie final, and on this board, the Dem is a prohibitive favorite. That noted, my picks are bolded.

The Democratic Conference

\*\*Barack Obama \*\*vs  
Alben Barkley

John Kerry vs  
**Al Gore**

**Lyndon Johnson** vs  
Hubert Humphrey

**John F. Kennedy** vs  
George McGovern

**Bill Clinton** vs  
Joe Biden

**Franklin D. Roosevelt** vs  
Michael Dukakis

Jimmy Carter vs  
Adlai Stevenson **Going with a double DQ finish in this match. No winner.**

**Harry S Truman** vs  
Walter Mondale

The Republican Conference

George W. Bush vs  
Spiro Agnew **Another double DQ. No winner.**

**Bob Dole** vs  
Barry Goldwater

\*\*Gerald Ford \*\*vs  
Dick Cheney

**Richard Nixon** vs  
Alf Landon

**George H.W. Bush** vs  
Nelson Rockefeller

\*\*John McCain \*\*vs  
Thomas Dewey

\*\*Ronald Reagan \*\*vs  
Dan Quayle

**Dwight Eisenhower** vs  
Wendell Wilkie

And, to fearlessly predict the matchup in the finals–I say it will be Republican Heavyweight Champion Ronald Reagan vs Democratic Upstart Barack Obama.  
Obama will win in a blowout. Note: Not knocking Obama, just calling him an Upstart because he’s the new kid on the block.

Also, where’s Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, Madison, Adams, et al?

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/4 "2009-02-21T13:46:33Z")

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The Democrat Conference

Barack Obama

John Kerry

Lyndon Johnson

John F. Kennedy

Bill Clinton

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Adlai Stevenson

Harry S Truman

The Republican Conference

Blech

Barry Goldwater

Dick Cheney

Richard Nixon

George H.W. Bush

Thomas Dewey

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/5 "2009-02-21T14:00:26Z")

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Yay! I love a good madness!

The Democratic Conference

Barack Obama

Al Gore

Lyndon Johnson

John F. Kennedy

Bill Clinton

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jimmy Carter

Harry S Truman

The Republican Conference

Spiro Agnew  
(tough one – but have to give it to a couple of years of crooked over 8 years of massive incompetence)

Barry Goldwater

Gerald Ford

Alf Landon

Nelson Rockefeller

Thomas Dewey

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/6 "2009-02-21T14:14:41Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> I wish to file a protest against the bracketing, which seems designed to force a Dem vs Pubbie final, and on this board, the Dem is a prohibitive favorite.

This is true, but it seems to me that the alternative would be to have all of the Republican candidates knocked out in early rounds, as many people would just be voting on party lines.

My pix:

Barack Obama

Al Gore

Lyndon Johnson

John F. Kennedy

Bill Clinton

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jimmy Carter

Harry S Truman

Spiro Agnew

Bob Dole

Gerald Ford

Richard Nixon

George H.W. Bush

John McCain

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/7 "2009-02-21T14:25:53Z")

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The Democratic Conference

Barack Obama

Al Gore

Hubert Humphrey

George McGovern

Joe Biden

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jimmy Carter

Harry S Truman

The Republican Conference

Spiro Agnew

Barry Goldwater

Gerald Ford

Alf Landon

Nelson Rockefeller

Thomas Dewey

Dan Quayle

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/8 "2009-02-21T15:16:43Z")

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Barack Obama  
Al Gore

Lyndon Johnson

John F. Kennedy

Bill Clinton

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jimmy Carter

Harry S Truman

The Republican Conference  
Spiro Agnew  
Barry Goldwater

Gerald Ford

Richard Nixon  
Nelson Rockefeller  
Thomas Dewey

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/9 "2009-02-21T15:41:22Z")

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Barack Obama

Al Gore

Hubert Humphrey

George McGovern

Joe Biden

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jimmy Carter

Harry S Truman

Spiro Agnew

Barry Goldwater

Gerald Ford

Alf Landon

Nelson Rockefeller

John McCain

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/10 "2009-02-21T16:19:06Z")

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Appropriately enough, my picks for the Democrats are highlighted in blue, while the Republicans are reddened

The Democratic Conference

Barack Obama vs  
Alben Barkley

John Kerry vs  
Al Gore

Lyndon Johnson vs  
Hubert Humphrey

John F. Kennedy vs  
George McGovern

Bill Clinton vs  
Joe Biden

Franklin D. Roosevelt vs  
Michael Dukakis

Jimmy Carter vs  
Adlai Stevenson

Harry S Truman vs  
Walter Mondale

The Republican Conference

George W. Bush vs  
Spiro Agnew

Bob Dole vs  
Barry Goldwater

Gerald Ford vs  
Dick Cheney

Richard Nixon vs  
Alf Landon

George H.W. Bush vs  
Nelson Rockefeller

John McCain vs  
Thomas Dewey

Ronald Reagan vs  
Dan Quayle

Dwight Eisenhower vs  
Wendell Willkie

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/11 "2009-02-21T16:47:03Z")

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The Democratic Conference

Barack Obama

Al Gore

Lyndon Johnson

John F. Kennedy

Bill Clinton

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jimmy Carter

Harry S Truman

The Republican Conference

Pass

Barry Goldwater

Gerald Ford

Richard Nixon

George H.W. Bush

John McCain

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

No Whig division?! What a gyp!

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/12 "2009-02-22T03:52:26Z")

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[quote=“Little\_Nemo, post:1, topic:486825”]

The Democratic Conference

Barack Obama  
Al Gore  
Hubert Humphrey  
John F. Kennedy  
Bill Clinton  
Franklin D. Roosevelt  
Adlai Stevenson  
Harry S Truman

The Republican Conference

George W. Bush  
Barry Goldwater  
Gerald Ford  
Alf Landon  
Nelson Rockefeller  
Thomas Dewey  
Ronald Reagan  
Dwight Eisenhower

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/13 "2009-02-22T18:25:44Z")

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Barack Obama

Al Gore

Lyndon Johnson

John F. Kennedy

Bill Clinton

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Jimmy Carter

Harry S Truman

George W. Bush

Bob Dole

Gerald Ford

Richard Nixon

Nelson Rockefeller

Thomas Dewey

Ronald Reagan

Dwight Eisenhower

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/14 "2009-02-25T17:02:24Z")

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Sorry about that. I forgot to post the scores last night.

As it turns out, we had some close elections and I had to invoke my special executive powers to cast the tie-breaking vote.

The Democratic Conference

Barack Obama 11  
Alben Barkley 1

Al Gore 11  
John Kerry 1

Lyndon Johnson 7  
Hubert Humphrey 5

John F. Kennedy 10  
George McGovern 2

Bill Clinton 9  
Joe Biden 3

Franklin D. Roosevelt 12  
Michael Dukakis 0

Jimmy Carter 7  
Adlai Stevenson 4  
pass 1

Harry S Truman 12  
Walter Mondale 0

The Republican Conference

Spiro Agnew 5  
George W. Bush 4  
pass 3

Barry Goldwater 9  
Bob Dole 3

Gerald Ford 10  
Dick Cheney 2

Richard Nixon 7  
Alf Landon 6

George H.W. Bush 7  
Nelson Rockefeller 6

Thomas Dewey 8  
John McCain 4

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/15 "2009-02-25T17:08:25Z")

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Damn, I accidentally cut off the last part of the post. I’m not getting off to a good start here.

Ronald Reagan 11  
Dan Quayle 1

Dwight Eisenhower 12  
Wendell Wilkie 0

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/16 "2009-02-25T17:10:40Z")

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Round II is up [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10873339#post10873339).

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/17 "2009-02-25T17:10:51Z")

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Never mind. On to the next.

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/presidential-march-madness/486825/18 "2009-02-25T19:56:13Z")

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Oh well…

(for posterity’s sake…)  
Barack Obama  
John Kerry  
Lyndon Johnson  
John F. Kennedy  
Bill Clinton  
Franklin D. Roosevelt  
Adlai Stevenson  
Harry S Truman

Spiro Agnew  
Barry Goldwater  
Dick Cheney  
Richard Nixon  
Nelson Rockefeller  
John McCain  
Ronald Reagan  
Dwight Eisenhower
