# Pretzels and Mustard?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 22, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724 "2003-05-22T02:49:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![lillyflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@lillyflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lillyflower)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/21 "2003-05-22T14:04:46Z")

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Put me done for a “yes” to mustard with both hard and soft pretzels, YUMMY!!! (just not the spicy kind:))

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**Author:** ![lillyflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@lillyflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lillyflower)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/22 "2003-05-22T14:05:50Z")

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sorry that was down for a yes, OPPS!

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/23 "2003-05-22T14:36:00Z")

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I agree that soft pretzels are best with spicy yellow horseradish mustard. But if they’re really soft, a creamy honey mustard is also excellent.

And, in life, ketchup should only be used for 3 things: 1) a dip for french fries, 2) an ingredient in Russian dressing and 3) fake blood.

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/24 "2003-05-22T14:42:30Z")

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The best are the hard pretzels with the mustard soaked in and dried. Yum.

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**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/25 "2003-05-22T15:17:21Z")

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Yes, but only the large, soft, hot pretzels you buy from street vendors in Boston. I can’t imagine dunking the little hard pretzels that come in bags into mustard.

Barry

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**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/26 "2003-05-22T15:41:09Z")

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Reading this thread just before lunch …

does anyone know a place in downtown Toronto that sells pretzels and mustard?

… mmm … pretzels and mustard …

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/27 "2003-05-22T20:26:11Z")

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Pretzels and mustard? Absolutely, but with a qualifier: It CANNOT be yellow mustard. Yellow mustard as anything but an ingredient in egg salad is an abomination in the face of all gods. It’s nasty and vile.

However, just about any brown mustard, particularly with horseradish in the mix, is a joy and quite nearly a requirement for true pretzel enjoyment.

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/28 "2003-05-23T00:48:26Z")

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Oh, nummy nummy nummy!  
Actually, I like them best soft, with yellow mustard.  
…but hell, what do I know?  
My 2nd favorite pretzel treat is cheap salted ones dipped in chocolate brownie ice cream.  
Good stuff.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/29 "2003-05-23T00:57:19Z")

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Oh you **must** have yellow mustard on your hot, soft pretzel. To not do so is a crime!

Brown mustard is for hot dogs and other pig-snout byproducts.

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**Author:** ![lurker\_anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@lurker\_anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurker_anonymous)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/30 "2003-05-23T03:17:56Z")

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yes.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/31 "2003-05-23T03:36:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sidle \*  
> … My 2nd favorite pretzel treat is cheap salted ones dipped in chocolate brownie ice cream.  
> Good stuff.

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

[runs screaming from thread]

Another one of those, French-fries-dipped-in-the-chocolate-milkshake sort of loonies!

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**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/32 "2003-05-23T14:36:34Z")

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Big, soft, doughy pretzels served warm: Definitely with mustard.

Small, crunchy salty pretzels: Ewww, no, never mustard. Eat plain or with cheese.

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**Author:** ![SirRay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@SirRay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirRay)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/33 "2003-05-23T18:20:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by QueerGeekGirl \*  
> \*\*Missus QGG said no–it’s a crime akin to putting ketchup on potato chips. \*\*

What if you put the ketchup **in** the potato chips:

[Herr’s Heinz Ketchup Flavored Potato Chips](http://taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=263)

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/34 "2003-05-23T18:43:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SirRay \*  
> \*\*What if you put the ketchup **in** the potato chips:
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> [Herr’s Heinz Ketchup Flavored Potato Chips](http://taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=263) \*\*

The missus would have a coronary. She’s very conservative about her foods!

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pretzels-and-mustard/176724/35 "2003-05-23T19:39:16Z")

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We have a great German restaurant here in town ( [The Rathskeller](http://www.rathskeller.com/default.htm)), and the bread they give you on your table is all dark ryes, pumpernickels (sp?) and bits of pretzel, warm and soft. They serve it with at least TWO kinds of mustard (yellow and brown) for your snacking enjoyment during your meal.

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