# Pride and Prejudice and Zombies **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 3, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182 "2009-02-03T00:50:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The-Dixie-Flatline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@The-Dixie-Flatline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The-Dixie-Flatline)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/41 "2009-02-09T19:43:30Z")
Horatio Hornblower Vs The Bloodsucking Vampire Amazons From Venus ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/42 "2009-02-09T19:49:04Z")
> [@Terrifel](#): > > 😃 > > > [@](#): > > > > Seth Grahame-Smith is the author of How to Survive a Horror Movie and The Big Book of Porn. He lives in Los Angeles. > > Some days I don’t mind living at the end of civilization. I thought _How to Survive a Horror Movie_ was pretty good. Maybe I’ll buy the zombie thing after all. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/43 "2009-02-09T19:58:14Z")
> [@gurujulp](#): > > Wouldn’t that be ‘Lord of the Zombie’s Flies’? 😉 Zombie flies? How could you tell. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/44 "2009-02-09T20:02:47Z")
> [@The-Dixie-Flatline](#): > > Horatio Hornblower Vs The Bloodsucking Vampire Amazons From Venus OOOOOOOHHHH, I would so watch this! ---
**Author:** ![beanpod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/45 "2009-02-09T20:38:08Z")
Anyone else think of this? [Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter) ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/46 "2009-02-09T21:01:03Z")
Man, I’m sooo glad this thread reanimated. I’m imagining a video store like the one in **Be Kind, Rewind** filled with row upon row of “Romero’d” videos, a veritable theme park of zombie delights ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/47 "2009-02-09T21:34:37Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Man, I’m sooo glad this thread reanimated. I’m imagining a video store like the one in **Be Kind, Rewind** filled with row upon row of “Romero’d” videos, a veritable theme park of zombie delights So let’s re-imagine classic movie lines, but all zombie-fied! “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give up brains!” “Luke – I am your ZOMBIE FATHER!” “Maybe you don’t eat brains now, but if you don’t you’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon – and for the rest of your unlife.” ---
**Author:** ![The-Dixie-Flatline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@The-Dixie-Flatline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The-Dixie-Flatline)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/48 "2009-02-09T21:56:23Z")
Zombie-gram for Mongo! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/49 "2009-02-09T23:05:26Z")
> [@Daithi\_Lacha](#): > > So let’s re-imagine classic movie lines, but all zombie-fied! > > “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give up brains!” > > “Luke – I am your ZOMBIE FATHER!” > > “Maybe you don’t eat brains now, but if you don’t you’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon – and for the rest of your unlife.” Brilliant! " I’m going to make him an offer he cannot refuse. BRAIIIINS!" ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/50 "2009-02-10T01:10:02Z")
“They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. And then you freak the fuck out when he comes back.” ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/51 "2009-02-10T01:15:53Z")
> [@The-Dixie-Flatline](#): > > Horatio Hornblower Vs The Bloodsucking Vampire Amazons From Venus You gotta get the title format right. For a Hornblower story, you’d have either: **Hornblower and the Zombie** (the quirk with this format is that _Zombie_ would necessarily have to be the name of his ship. or **Zombie Hornblower** Other possible titles include **The Zombie Return** (or the much better American title: **Beat to Zombies** ), **A Zombie of the Line** , or **Flying Zombies** Bonus points for **Zombie Midshipman Hornblower** or short story titles like **Hornblower and the Zombie McCool** ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/52 "2009-02-10T01:53:24Z")
‘Mongo just zombie in game of life.’ ‘Zombies don’t surf.’ ‘Ah have always depended heavily on the kindess of zombies.’ ‘What we have here, is a failure to reanimate.’ ---
**Author:** ![trupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trupa)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/53 "2009-02-10T05:34:13Z")
> [@The-Dixie-Flatline](#): > > Horatio Hornblower Vs The Bloodsucking Vampire Amazons From Venus wait…wait, is that a horror or a porn flick ? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/54 "2009-02-10T06:55:41Z")
> [@trupa](#): > > wait…wait, is that a horror or a porn flick ? 😛 Why can’t it be both? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/55 "2009-02-10T12:43:21Z")
" I don’t know nuthin’ about killin’ Zombies." ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/56 "2009-02-10T15:50:52Z")
" Amerigo Bonasera sat in New York Criminal Court Number 3 and waited for Zombies." " It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of Zombies!" ---
**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/57 "2009-02-10T22:22:15Z")
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to, wait, is that my Dad over there? Aaaagghhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/58 "2009-02-10T22:38:56Z")
> [@goodie](#): > > my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to, wait, is that my dad over there? > > Aaaagghhhh!!! winner! ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/59 "2009-02-11T09:39:28Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > _Last Temptation of Christ With Zombies_… I dunno, I could see that. “Lazarus, come forth. Shit! Uh, Lazarus go back!” I thought Last Temptation of Christ already had a zombie in it. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182/60 "2009-02-12T20:58:20Z")
“Slap Shot” with Paul Newman had a zombie in it. Or am I thinking of a zamboni? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies/484182.md?page=4)