Horatio Hornblower Vs The Bloodsucking Vampire Amazons From Venus
I thought How to Survive a Horror Movie was pretty good. Maybe I’ll buy the zombie thing after all.
Zombie flies? How could you tell.
OOOOOOOHHHH, I would so watch this!
Anyone else think of this? Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter - Wikipedia
Man, I’m sooo glad this thread reanimated. I’m imagining a video store like the one in Be Kind, Rewind filled with row upon row of “Romero’d” videos, a veritable theme park of zombie delights
So let’s re-imagine classic movie lines, but all zombie-fied!
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give up brains!”
“Luke – I am your ZOMBIE FATHER!”
“Maybe you don’t eat brains now, but if you don’t you’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon – and for the rest of your unlife.”
Zombie-gram for Mongo!
Brilliant!
" I’m going to make him an offer he cannot refuse. BRAIIIINS!"
“They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. And then you freak the fuck out when he comes back.”
You gotta get the title format right. For a Hornblower story, you’d have either:
Hornblower and the Zombie (the quirk with this format is that Zombie would necessarily have to be the name of his ship.
or
Zombie Hornblower
Other possible titles include The Zombie Return (or the much better American title: Beat to Zombies), A Zombie of the Line, or Flying Zombies
Bonus points for Zombie Midshipman Hornblower or short story titles like Hornblower and the Zombie McCool
‘Mongo just zombie in game of life.’
‘Zombies don’t surf.’
‘Ah have always depended heavily on the kindess of zombies.’
‘What we have here, is a failure to reanimate.’
wait…wait, is that a horror or a porn flick ? 
Why can’t it be both?
" I don’t know nuthin’ about killin’ Zombies."
" Amerigo Bonasera sat in New York Criminal Court Number 3 and waited for Zombies."
" It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of Zombies!"
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to, wait, is that my Dad over there?
Aaaagghhhh!!!
winner!
I thought Last Temptation of Christ already had a zombie in it.
“Slap Shot” with Paul Newman had a zombie in it. Or am I thinking of a zamboni?