# Priest caught having sex with 2 women in church **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574 "2020-10-09T16:29:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/21 "2020-10-09T17:41:35Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I would like to see a picture of this see-through building. Here’s the Google [street view](https://www.google.com/maps/@30.3859376,-89.7582471,3a,55.5y,147.36h,95.99t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sVkL9p64782dfAxTKdJRijw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DVkL9p64782dfAxTKdJRijw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D105.00523%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192). It’s basically a house, rather than a formal church. And yeah, no one’s seeing anything from the street, unless they make a special effort to do so. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/22 "2020-10-09T17:43:35Z")
> [@blue\_infinity](#): > > Here’s the Google [street view](https://www.google.com/maps/@30.3859376,-89.7582471,3a,55.5y,147.36h,95.99t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sVkL9p64782dfAxTKdJRijw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DVkL9p64782dfAxTKdJRijw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D105.00523%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192). It’s basically a house, rather than a formal church. You would think three people could have relaxing sex in a place like that. It’s off the street and pretty secluded. I don’t see a criminal conviction in their future ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/23 "2020-10-09T18:14:15Z")
as a kid my catholic pastor was caught swimming in a local swim club pool at night when it was closed. Don’t think anything happened to him. My friends and I would swim at that pool at night. We normally had a few people but one night we had about 10 people in the pool and the cops showed up with their blue lights. We were able avoid the cops by running in the direction away from the cop car. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/24 "2020-10-09T18:18:26Z")
Well done Padre. What exactly seems to be the problem? Unless he was telling them they needed to fuck em for penance. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/25 "2020-10-09T18:26:20Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Somehow, I doubt it was _God_ answering _that_ prayer. Where’s that thread about what kind of God atheists would want to have? ---
**Author:** ![BurglarGenie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BurglarGenie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurglarGenie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/26 "2020-10-09T18:42:51Z")
I think the church is across the street: [here](https://www.google.com/maps/@30.3862896,-89.7577196,3a,75y,349.24h,89.11t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1shsZPQpnmDekGegE4hVbe9A!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) Depending on the interior layout, someone could see through those big glass doors when it’s dark out and the lights are on inside. ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/27 "2020-10-09T18:45:34Z")
Maybe he did not pay them so they could not bust him for paying a hooker. ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/28 "2020-10-09T19:22:11Z")
According to the automatic banner that was posted, this is your first post in 17 years, @BurglarGenie! Welcome back! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/29 "2020-10-09T20:00:28Z")
> [@Bijou\_Drains](#): > > Maybe he did not pay them so they could not bust him for paying a hooker. And I say, “Hey, Father, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/30 "2020-10-09T20:12:33Z")
Back in my day, you named a church after just one saint. None of this Saint Peter and Saint Paul nonsense. That’s practically telling the pastor to have a threesome. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/31 "2020-10-09T20:24:44Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Back in my day, you named a church after just one saint. None of this Saint Peter and Saint Paul nonsense. That’s practically telling the pastor to have a threesome. - With Mother Mary, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/32 "2020-10-09T20:34:05Z")
> [@BurglarGenie](#): > > Depending on the interior layout, someone could see through those big glass doors when it’s dark out and the lights are on inside. At the angle those two sets of doors are at, there is no way you can see the alter from the street. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/33 "2020-10-09T20:42:44Z")
Oops, ninja’d. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/34 "2020-10-09T21:05:30Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > With Mother Mary, no doubt. Just let it be… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/35 "2020-10-09T21:07:51Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > None of this Saint Peter and Saint Paul nonsense. Did you hear about the woman who was selling hand jobs to pay off a loan shark named Paul She was rubbing peters to pay Paul. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/36 "2020-10-09T21:17:29Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > With Mother Mary, no doubt. > > **Just let it be…** - Wrong group. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/37 "2020-10-09T21:18:00Z")
The altar is against two giant stained glass windows clearly visible from the street. If lights were on, you’d probably see at least a shadowy ass bouncing. Pic for illustration. [[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/x9wPm00.png?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/TkcKhoT) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/38 "2020-10-09T21:23:10Z")
Is that image from the street? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/39 "2020-10-09T21:24:16Z")
Yeah, from Google: https://www.google.com/maps/embed?pb=%213m2%212sen%214v0%216m8%211m7%211sjzTHEkCOIkaif49XJt-MyQ%212m2%211d30.3869591%212d-89.7577329%213f176.84%214f8.259%215f0.617 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/40 "2020-10-09T21:43:34Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > With Mother Mary, no doubt. “Mother Mary come …” Actually, this seems rather tame for New Orleans and vicinity. As for them defiling the church, my guess is that it had been defiled worse already. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574.md?page=3)