# Priest caught having sex with 2 women in church **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574 "2020-10-09T16:29:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/41 "2020-10-09T21:46:33Z")
Youngsters sheesh. Peter, Paul and Mary. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/42 "2020-10-09T21:48:51Z")
You need two prostitutes if you’re gonna do it to the second coming. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/43 "2020-10-09T21:56:44Z")
I understand why the congregation would be upset. I mean, how would Chen and Dixon feel if people started singing hymns at an orgy? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/44 "2020-10-09T21:58:44Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-RvNS7JfcMM/hqdefault.jpg "George Costanza - Was that wrong?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM) ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/45 "2020-10-10T02:03:58Z")
This is just weird. I suspect the whole issue is not so much that the priest was caught having a threesome at the church, as they were filming the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/46 "2020-10-10T02:10:34Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > I understand why the congregation would be upset. I mean, how would Chen and Dixon feel if people started singing hymns at an orgy? - [_ **UPDATE** : Pearl River church’s altar removed, burned after priest, dominatrices allegedly had sex on it_](https://www.nola.com/news/article_ba88dffc-0a75-11eb-95fd-aff48c3fcec4.html?1602282229899) Oh sure, blame the poor altar. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/47 "2020-10-10T02:22:03Z")
They just needed a 3rd level cleric to cast a new Consecrate spell on it. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/48 "2020-10-10T02:24:56Z")
What’s the difference between amateur wrestling, pro wrestling, and the priesthood? (Stand behind person you’re telling the joke to). Thread one arm under person’s armpit, cup your palm behind the person’s neck. “Amateur wrestling: half nelson.” Thread other arm likewise, cup palm behind neck: “Pro wrestling: full nelson.” Start humping the person: “The priesthood: FATHER NELSON!” ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/49 "2020-10-10T04:38:17Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > This is just weird. > > I suspect the whole issue is not so much that the priest was caught having a threesome at the church, as they were filming the whole thing. With stage lighting set up, no less… …and, well, _on the_ (literally) _fuckin’ altar_ (now I’m wondering if any of the altar linens and rite objects were also used in the production). Git yer Ya Yas out, sure, but you gotta draw the line _somewhere_, man. But to the supposed easy visibility from the street, yeah, from the description and the pics of the building it sounds more like visible once someone walks up and puts his face up to the window or front door. And I notice the report says the Concerned Citizen whipped out their phone and, ahem, gathered some evidence, before calling the authorities. Though it still would make this one of those cases of Second Degree Stupidity because dammit it’s a public-use building where people will notice lights are on at an unusual time, and even at home you close the blinds. I see from the news article one of them (the porn performer) had on her social accounts _‘a Sept. 29 post says she was on her way to the New Orleans area to meet another dominatrix and defile a house of God.’_? Which means they all had planned it in advance so they should have thought about that. I would not be surprised though if one of the officers may have said to the parties, _"Whoa, Padre, that’s some party… but dagnabbit, if y’all had been doing it_ inside the office _none of this would be necessary…"_ ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/50 "2020-10-10T05:05:32Z")
[Altar burned after alleged threesome inside church; archbishop calls priest’s actions ‘demonic’](https://www.wbrz.com/news/altar-burned-after-alleged-threesome-inside-church-archbishop-calls-priest-s-actions-demonic-/) There’s a joke here somewhere. From the photo is looks like some of the side windows may be regular clear glass which would allow someone to see the frolicking frocked crusader. ETA: Didn’t see **running\_coach’s** update, but I’ll leave this here anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/51 "2020-10-10T05:39:09Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > I understand why the congregation would be upset. I mean, how would Chen and Dixon feel if people started singing hymns at an orgy? Oh Come, All Ye Faithful .. I know, too easy. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/52 "2020-10-10T09:07:17Z")
Don’t you remember the “hymn title” game, also called “Between the sheets” game? You take the hymn title and you add “between the sheets” at the end. A few examples follow: 1. Come, Come, Ye Saints, Between the Sheets 2. O My Father, Between the Sheets 3. Now Let Us Rejoice Between the Sheets 4. What Glorious Scenes Mine Eyes Behold Between the Sheets and finally one that is very on topic: 1. Praise to the Man Between the Sheets ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/53 "2020-10-10T15:21:23Z")
Welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/54 "2020-10-10T15:22:02Z")
Nice to know that the Pastor has a hobby. ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/55 "2020-10-10T19:51:56Z")
Lord works in mysterious ways ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/56 "2020-10-12T07:01:36Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > They just needed a 3rd level cleric to cast a new Consecrate spell on it. The Bishop tried to reconsecrate the alter. I guess he must have rolled a 1. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/57 "2020-10-12T08:16:48Z")
> [@BurglarGenie](#): > > I think the church is across the street: [here](https://www.google.com/maps/@30.3862896,-89.7577196,3a,75y,349.24h,89.11t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1shsZPQpnmDekGegE4hVbe9A!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) > > Depending on the interior layout, someone could see through those big glass doors when it’s dark out and the lights are on inside. Anybody else zoom in on the front door, and then feel disappointed? Just me? Oh. Ok. ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/58 "2020-10-12T10:24:59Z")
Is this what Americans mean by “a come to Jesus moment”? ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/59 "2020-10-12T10:58:14Z")
It’s a big deal because that church is the property of its parishioners (who take this kind of thing seriously), not the priest. BTW, there is an old tradition of Catholic church altars containing a saintly relic in them somewhere. (The wealthy Nashville church I went to as a kid had some obscure saint’s finger bone embedded in it.) I just saw a follow-up story about the diocese having the altar burned. I wonder if it had a relic in it? From the looks of the church, the place was built on the cheap, so probably not, but I still wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/priest-caught-having-sex-with-2-women-in-church/922574/60 "2020-10-12T11:38:02Z")
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