# Prince Charles has growth removed

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 23, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371 "2008-05-23T16:04:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/21 "2008-05-24T05:42:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Gleena]  
And has always had crap teeth, and never had them fixed.

Ugh.  
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Well, she IS English…

_runs_

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/22 "2008-05-24T06:43:59Z")

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It’s probably not a great image, I thought she looked kind of pretty, but there’s no doubt that smile is a little off-putting. She’s what might be termed a Horsey Gal.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/23 "2008-05-24T12:25:06Z")

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Personally I like Camilla even though I dont fancy her.  
And when it comes to goodlooks if people only shagged other beautiful people then the human race would most probably die out and I would die a virgin.

The latter is a subject of some imprtance to me,as to the extinction of the human race?

Ah fuck’em as along as I personally get a shag or many.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/24 "2008-05-24T12:34:45Z")

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Prince Charles had an unsighly growth removed? Oh, so he divorced Camilla.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/25 "2008-05-24T13:27:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Lust4Life]  
Personally I like Camilla even though I dont fancy her.  
And when it comes to goodlooks if people only shagged other beautiful people then the human race would most probably die out and I would die a virgin.

The latter is a subject of some imprtance to me,as to the extinction of the human race?

Ah fuck’em as along as I personally get a shag or many.  
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As a Briton you must have heard the old saying “A standing prick has no …”

Despair not old pal, you’ll break your duck one day, or not

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/26 "2008-05-24T15:15:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Marley23]  
It’d be funnier if the Queen had had a growth removed. You could say it was Charles…  
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[Indeed.](http://www.b3ta.com/board/8388326)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/27 "2008-05-24T15:36:52Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
I don’t detest her but you gotta admit she’s one ugly bugger.

Face like a blind cobblers thumb  
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I used to know an Englishman here who, if you had put a wig on him, would have been a dead ringer for her, and that’s NO joke. The resemblance was uncanny.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/28 "2008-05-24T15:49:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Sam]  
I used to know an Englishman here who, if you had put a wig on him, would have been a dead ringer for her, and that’s NO joke. The resemblance was uncanny.  
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He wasn’t one of those ladyboys was he?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/29 "2008-05-24T15:51:21Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
He wasn’t one of those ladyboys was he?  
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No, he NEVER DID put on a wig. And he was a white Englishman. But if he HAD put one on, it would have looked like Camilla in the flesh.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/30 "2008-05-24T15:55:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Camilla in the flesh.[/QUOTE]

Oh God, what a horrible thought

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**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/31 "2008-05-24T17:57:10Z")

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Am I really the only person that thought “Sainsbury Wing” when they heard this news?

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/32 "2008-05-24T18:03:23Z")

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[QUOTE=G. Odoreida]  
Am I really the only person that thought “Sainsbury Wing” when they heard this news?  
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Yup you were. We mostly thought of Camilla.

Are you drunk by any chance?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/33 "2008-05-24T18:45:14Z")

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Could be worse – look what happened when they removed the growth on Charles I’s ear.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/34 "2008-05-24T19:29:09Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
Yup you were. We mostly thought of Camilla.

Are you drunk by any chance?  
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No, I would never think of anything so obscurely witty when I was drunk!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/35 "2008-05-25T01:09:14Z")

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His last growth was removed on August 31, 1997. Has the British Secret Service been active again then?

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/36 "2008-05-25T01:29:15Z")

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[QUOTE=GuanoLad]  
[Young Camilla](http://www.carnaval.com/cityguides/london/london/Camilla_parker.jpg)  
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On the one hand, I think it’s quite lovely that whatever bond there is between Charles and Camilla, it’s obviously not superficial.

On the other hand, when I saw that photo I couldn’t help but be struck by how much she looks like Richard Kiel playing [Jaws in James Bond](http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/bond-villains/richard-kiel.php). ☹

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/37 "2008-05-25T01:34:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Bites When Provoked]  
On the one hand, I think it’s quite lovely that whatever bond there is between Charles and Camilla, it’s obviously not superficial.  
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I dunno. I can’t help but think about that bit that got out about his telling her he wished he were her tampon. Ick.

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/38 "2008-05-25T02:36:24Z")

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Maybe he’s just terribly, terribly anaemic? 😃

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/39 "2008-05-25T11:14:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Sam]  
I dunno. I can’t help but think about that bit that got out about his telling her he wished he were her tampon. Ick.  
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Just a minute, could that be the growth he had removed?

An ingrowing tampon 🆒

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-charles-has-growth-removed/450371/40 "2008-05-28T14:37:03Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
How do you know, you met her before she turned into the bride of Godzilla?  
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Ever heard of photographs? She has always been a moderately pretty woman, and is not unattractive even now.

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