# Prince Hairy in Las Vegas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 22, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233 "2012-08-22T01:05:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/21 "2012-08-22T14:26:52Z")

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Feels like I’m watching the end of **The Royal Hangover**.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/22 "2012-08-22T14:42:09Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Feels like I’m watching the end of **The Royal Hangover**.

Of course, in Queen Victoria’s time, that would have been _The Hanover_.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/23 "2012-08-22T14:44:14Z")

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> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#):
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> [Linky](http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/21/prince-harry-naked-photos-nude-vegas-hotel-party/)
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> HRH Harry was in Las Vegas playing a friendly game of strip billiards when someone in his VIP suite took and published photos of the crown jewels.
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> That is it. He will have to drop off the ticket.

Oh, what the hell…

This is the break the McCain campaign has been waiting for!

😛

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/24 "2012-08-22T15:00:17Z")

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I want to party with this dude. Vegas, some broads, a little pool, snorting coke off a hookers ass, that’s the life.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/25 "2012-08-22T15:10:44Z")

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A downside may be that when he, Wills and Catherine go to ask folks to donate to their charity(ies), wouldn’t some be justified in saying, “What do you need my few pounds for, when you can throw tons more money than I have away in clubs embarrassing yourself?”

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/26 "2012-08-22T15:14:33Z")

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Who honestly doesn’t realize that Harry can throw away more money in a night than most of us make in a year?

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/27 "2012-08-22T15:57:30Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Who honestly doesn’t realize that Harry can throw away more money in a night than most of us make in a year?

There’s ‘knowing it on an intellectual level’ and there’s ‘look at that rich wanker, asking me to help children in Lesotho when only last month he was showing off Prince Albert and his can’.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/28 "2012-08-22T16:06:32Z")

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I don’t see that as making a decision not to donate more justified, though.

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**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/29 "2012-08-22T16:16:00Z")

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Don’t know who said it first:

“Fear of clothing in Las Vegas”

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/30 "2012-08-22T16:16:49Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I don’t see that as making a decision not to donate more justified, though.

It’s okay if we disagree, the earth won’t split open and swallow us up. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/31 "2012-08-22T16:19:33Z")

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> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#):
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> There’s ‘knowing it on an intellectual level’ and there’s ‘look at that rich wanker, asking me to help children in Lesotho when only last month he was showing off Prince Albert and his can’.

What I see is some cheap wanker who wouldn’t donate anyway just using it as his excuse.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/32 "2012-08-22T16:25:06Z")

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Gotta love Harry. But Grandma must absolutely NOT be amused.

> [@si\_blakely](#):
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> What’s betting that _Captain Wales_ of the British Army gets posted to some quiet military outpost somewhere far from action where he can **polish his Apache** , and reflect on the meaning of “discretion”.

Hmm, don’t see this new euphemism catching on.

But yeah, a long visit to Diego García Island could be in his future.

And yes, discretion is the issue. We already know he’s bloody loaded and #3 in line for the throne and gets more and higher-rated ass just thrown at him on an average weekend than you or I will work for in our whole lives, and we’d want his head examined if he did not make the most of that. \*\*\* BUT\*\*\* the truly dope-slap-worthy part about it is letting someone futz around with a camera while the goings-on go on. When you party with the Prince it should be strictly check your cell phone at the door.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/33 "2012-08-22T16:25:27Z")

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Good for him. If I was that rich or a prince I’d make Friday night is Naked Billiards Night every Friday.

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**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/34 "2012-08-22T16:54:47Z")

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I think there are bigger things going on in the world to be hung up on something like this…

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/35 "2012-08-22T16:58:44Z")

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> [@slm2955](#):
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> I think there are bigger things going on in the world to be hung up on something like this…

Can’t tell how big a thing it is, it doesn’t show up in the pictures.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/36 "2012-08-22T18:09:43Z")

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From @karlminns on twitter, the definitive opinion on the matter:

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> Prince Harry’s a single man and a squaddie. When it said ‘shocking photos’, I imagined him in a vegan cafe reading Sartre

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/37 "2012-08-22T18:15:19Z")

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i wonder if he remembered to chalk the tip.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/38 "2012-08-22T18:25:28Z")

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Don’t you think though, that movie memes like, “What happens in Vegas - Stay in Vegas!”, and labels like, ‘Sin City’, must play a little differently in other cultures?

I’m not saying Europe ain’t worldly, don’t get me wrong. But in movies/on TV, the meme is repeated, again and again. Of course it’s all just makeup and neon lights, so much smoke and mirrors, people get in tons of shit that follows them home from Vegas, lots of people end up in jail after over doing stupid things. But movies like, ‘The Hangover’, glorify excess and Vegas all in one.

I guess I just wonder if it isn’t loads easier for North Americans to understand it’s a stupid meme, not a freakin’ golden rule, or unspoken community standard.

Where is the palm of Harry’s security detail, obscuring that cell phone shot? I thought this was more, what the security detail was really about, than the Prince, being in actual danger!

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/39 "2012-08-22T18:32:03Z")

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_looks at subject line_ He really isn’t THAT hairy, is he?

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-hairy-in-las-vegas/632233/40 "2012-08-22T18:33:04Z")

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No, no, he is not. (Not that I’ve given the photos more than a glance or two, understand.)

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