# Prince William's Willy: Royal Prick Pics **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215 "2008-12-08T06:55:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/1 "2008-12-08T06:55:17Z")
Yes, for all those who wish to get a glimpse of the real Royal jewels, [here](http://www.celebitchy.com/23123/prince_william_photographed_peeing_on_a_fence_in_all_his_glory/) is a link…and as the two link rule goes for such photos, you need to read the article to get another link to see the photos. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/2 "2008-12-08T07:02:09Z")
Yup, that’s a weiner all righty! Thanks, I think… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/3 "2008-12-08T07:09:50Z")
Wow, poor guy, but I guess he should know better than pissing in public. Is he pulling back his foreskin to pee in that second photo? Will my son have to do that when he gets older? ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/4 "2008-12-08T07:13:17Z")
He should be more careful. I mean, you don’t go on any random fence–for all you know the stupid thing might be electric. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/5 "2008-12-08T08:14:22Z")
> [@torie](#): > > Is he pulling back his foreskin to pee in that second photo? Will my son have to do that when he gets older? Uh, yeah. Hygiene and all…otherwise, he wouldn’t have to say, “cheese” when photographed like this…it would be obvious. Your question reminds me of one of the funnier posts I read here on the boards a few years back…a woman was shocked to discover men don’t wipe the tip of their penis with toilet paper after they pee at a urinal and swore she would teach her son to do so…penis hilarity ensued. ---
**Author:** ![Ellef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8dc957/32.png) [@Ellef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellef)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/6 "2008-12-08T13:18:02Z")
Bhwhahahahahahha! This hasn’t made the news in the UK yet, but I bet it’ll be all over the tabloids before the end of the week. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/7 "2008-12-08T14:12:38Z")
Approximately 75 years from now when the headlines read “KING WILLIAM DIES” that photo will be remembered and displayed. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/8 "2008-12-08T14:56:29Z")
I fucking love the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/9 "2008-12-08T15:05:28Z")
This reminds me of the _Ren & Stimpy_ song. [Don’t Whiz On The Electric Fence](http://www.strimoo.com/video/10867413/Ren-Stimpy-Don-t-Whiz-On-The-Electric-Fence-Metacafe.html). (Video, but just a still image with the song audio.) ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/10 "2008-12-08T15:12:04Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > This reminds me of the _Ren & Stimpy_ song. > > [Don’t Whiz On The Electric Fence](http://www.strimoo.com/video/10867413/Ren-Stimpy-Don-t-Whiz-On-The-Electric-Fence-Metacafe.html). > > (Video, but just a still image with the song audio.) That bit had a great setup. "My opera records - coovered in bubble gum! . . . I’m gonna hit you . . . and you’re gonna fall . . . and I’m gonna look down . . . and I’m gonna laaaaugh . . . but first! . . . _I gotta take a whiz._" Oh, uhh, prince Willy’s willy. Meh. Wasn’t there a pic like this of LBJ? ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prince-williams-willy-royal-prick-pics/476215/11 "2008-12-08T15:27:53Z")
> [@Ellef](#): > > Bhwhahahahahahha! This hasn’t made the news in the UK yet, but I bet it’ll be all over the tabloids before the end of the week. It actually hit the tabs a week or two ago. This is old news.