# Pro bono bullshit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-bono-bullshit/553132>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 9, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-bono-bullshit/553132 "2010-09-09T02:43:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 98

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-bono-bullshit/553132/1941 "2010-10-28T20:29:49Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Keep asserting and insulting–you’re just shoring up my case that you got nothin’ but ugliness and a dead-end life.

HAY GUYS I BET THOSE GRAPES ARE TOTALLY SOUR I DIDN’T REALLY WANT THEM ANYWAY OKAY

> [@rachelellogram](#):
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> Did you do a lot of pro-bono work before you were partner?

He’s never done so much as a single hour of pro bono work in his entire career.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-bono-bullshit/553132/1942 "2010-10-29T00:22:26Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Boy, you got me, SFG [,…]you’re just shoring up my case that you got nothin’ but ugliness and a dead-end life.

Think it’s time to repost your link to \*\*RR \*\*flirting with you again, **SFG**? Some latecomers might not realize the extent of having fawned and drooled over what he’s calling, with all sorts of different wrongness, your “ugliness.”

**RR,** with all your wealth and influence, can’t you get yourself a “KICK ME” sign, and save us this trouble?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-bono-bullshit/553132/1943 "2010-10-29T00:32:00Z")

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RR, why did **Rand Rover** , Guest with Join Date of September 2008, say today at 03:33 PM in post #1936: “Boy, you got me, SFG. I know when I’m got and now is most assuredly one of those times. Keep asserting and insulting–you’re just shoring up my case that you got nothin’ but ugliness and a dead-end life”?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-bono-bullshit/553132/1944 "2010-11-01T18:15:38Z")

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So Rand Rover, did you take your daughter out for Halloween?

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-bono-bullshit/553132/1945 "2010-11-02T04:46:51Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> In a sense, this may be the Web’s longest text-based “person falling down” video.

Why do you think about [Stair Dismount™](http://jet.ro/dismount/)?

Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

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