1.) Do you think a good parent makes promises and breaks them?
2.) The childish phrasing is *your *representation of our position. You’re a lawyer–if someone is prosecuted for breaking a contract, what is that but a grown-up version of “BUT YOU PROMISED”?
There you go with that fucking strawman again. Nobody here is saying it’s a requirement, in the sense that if you don’t do it there will be some concrete sanction. It’s pissing me off so much that every time you continue to make that claim, I’m going to ask you if you’ve stoped raping your daughter yet.
Shit, I *knew *I was forgetting something!
Probably because I’m often arrogant and abrasive.
Huzzah! Better living through poetry.
Not a man. But I appreciate the sentiment.
You’re fooling no one, Rand. Everyone can see that as soon as you saw that picture, you had your tongue jammed so far up my ass you could taste what I was still chewing. You didn’t start blustering about fat thighs until considerably after I’d cut you off at the knees. In fact, let’s use the magic of the internet to see exactly how hard you were slobbering:
And then after I unequivocably expressed that the very idea of you being attracted to me was nauseous, you launched into further pleading: