# Pro-Celebrity wrestling

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 2, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345 "2000-11-02T03:33:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345/1 "2000-11-02T03:33:03Z")

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Would this be a good idea?  
Name the best match ups.  
The Senate vs Congress Mega Rumble would be pay per view. How much should I charge for tickets?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345/2 "2000-11-02T03:56:53Z")

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Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer

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**Author:** ![Azargoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Azargoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azargoth)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345/3 "2000-11-02T05:14:47Z")

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Fred Durst and Eminem vs Christina Aguelli…how ever the hell you spell it. (Barbwire Rope, Bed of Nails Death Match)

Mike Piazza vs Roger Clemmens (Barbwire Bat Match)

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345/4 "2000-11-02T17:52:28Z")

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Andrea Dworkins versus Rush Limbaugh! NO HOLDS BARRED!!!

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345/5 "2000-11-02T17:53:53Z")

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Dammit, sorry, Andrea **Dworkin**. And no, Rush Limbaugh will not have “one hand tied behind his back just to make it fair”.

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-celebrity-wrestling/39345/6 "2000-11-02T23:04:47Z")

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\*N SYNC vs. the Backstreet Boys vs. 98 Degrees in an all-competitors-are-set-on-fire match.