# Pro-Choice? Catholic? Don't Think So...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266 "2002-06-27T20:56:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/1 "2002-06-27T20:56:30Z")

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Not much thinking going on here at all, apparently.

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**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/2 "2002-06-27T20:58:22Z")

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“And, using this ordinary server, I will make the OP magically disappear!”

“Uh, oh. Ladies and gentlemen, there’s been a problem. _I can’t make the OP come back!_”

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**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/3 "2002-06-27T21:00:10Z")

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Nothing to see here! Move along.

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/4 "2002-06-27T21:01:43Z")

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And, the hamsters eat another OP.

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**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/5 "2002-06-27T21:02:12Z")

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Wow! I can see!

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/6 "2002-06-27T21:06:23Z")

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I propose the following:

**HH** will be forced to bitch about Baptists instead of Catholics, while **Kirlland** gets the Catholics.

**rjung & Elvislives** must complain about Carville, while **december** must rant about Trent Lott.

at the very least, it’d be slightly different OP’s.

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/7 "2002-06-27T22:37:14Z")

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Wow, it’s really raining hard here in DC.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/8 "2002-06-27T22:44:12Z")

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Underpants.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/9 "2002-06-27T22:54:40Z")

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::runs naked through thread::

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/10 "2002-06-27T22:55:02Z")

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I’m pro-choice when it comes to Catholics. Every Catholic should be allowed to choose whether to pay attention to **happyheathen** or not.

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/11 "2002-06-27T23:05:14Z")

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The rain stopped.

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**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/12 "2002-06-27T23:10:08Z")

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::quietly padding post count::

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/13 "2002-06-27T23:11:40Z")

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I don’t see a band name here, yet.

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**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/14 "2002-06-27T23:13:46Z")

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Lalalalala.

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**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/15 "2002-06-27T23:22:56Z")

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Umm…

The Pro-Choice Catholics?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/16 "2002-06-27T23:29:57Z")

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_ogling **punha** _

_quietly sets up a sign pointing to the above which has “band name” painted on it_  
jayjay

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/17 "2002-06-27T23:31:29Z")

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Oh, and may I just note that this was the most coherent and logical OP that **happyheathen** has ever posted?

jayjay

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/18 "2002-06-27T23:32:25Z")

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Best. **happyheathen** thread. Ever.

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**Author:** ![dave316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dave316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave316)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/19 "2002-06-27T23:47:36Z")

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are you sure you mean a pro choice Catholic ?  
i think you confuse them with a agoraphobic Jehovah Witness

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-choice-catholic-dont-think-so/116266/20 "2002-06-28T00:12:07Z")

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Nahhh…too easy.

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