# 'Pro god, pro life, pro guns' **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661 "2013-10-08T05:53:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/41 "2013-10-12T22:57:11Z")
I had a tee-shirt made with the word “Sheeyit” printed over the left breast. Mostly because I was stationed on a Coast Guard base and we weren’t allowed to wear a tee-shirt with profanity printed on it. When I wore it, often I’d get stopped several times by someone who’d point to the legend and say it aloud a couple of times. Then they’d grin and walk off. And sometimes people would mention to me that I had sheeyit on my shirt. Nobody ever hassled me about it. ---
**Author:** ![Minnie\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Minnie\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minnie_Luna)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/42 "2013-10-12T23:48:18Z")
I saw a guy with this in large, bold white letters on a black t: Vegan Straight Edge Atheist It made me chuckle and think that he must be a hit at parties. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/43 "2013-10-13T00:22:47Z")
> [@Minnie\_Luna](#): > > I saw a guy with this in large, bold white letters on a black t: > > Vegan > Straight Edge > Atheist > > It made me chuckle and think that he must be a hit at parties. Hey, he’s the guy who brings the _good_ clove cigarettes! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/44 "2013-10-13T13:34:02Z")
> [@Minnie\_Luna](#): > > I saw a guy with this in large, bold white letters on a black t: > > Vegan > Straight Edge > Atheist > > It made me chuckle and think that he must be a hit at parties. Maybe he’s just very shy, and “I HAVE CHOLERA” proved insufficient for keeping strangers at bay. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/45 "2013-10-13T13:57:12Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Well, it’s trying to be, but _some_ people are making it hard. This was on the back of the T-shirt? Hey, it could happen… ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/46 "2013-10-13T14:17:00Z")
> [@Algher](#): > > I have this t-shirt - I have worn it to a couple of protests by angry Christians: > > [http://store.penny-arcade.com/products/pat070181](http://store.penny-arcade.com/products/pat070181) > > “Jesus says, don’t be a dick” Pretty sure Jesus actually said that, too. ---
**Author:** ![Passengernumber4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Passengernumber4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Passengernumber4)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/47 "2013-10-13T14:18:42Z")
I saw a bumper sticker that said “how can you be pro life and pro war?” Ridiculous. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/48 "2013-10-13T17:16:59Z")
When people ask me what is written on the shirt I’m wearing, I always reply: Thith thirt says “Thit!” Cause it does say exactly that (THIT!), in big, beautiful letters. ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/49 "2013-10-13T19:26:42Z")
I actually saw a shirt that said, “Jesus is cumming!” with a cartoon Jesus with an O face that had a halo. It was about ten years ago, I have googled around trying to find an example, but I have turned up a dry well. It was sort of a 70s font if that helps. ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/50 "2013-10-13T19:28:48Z")
It wasn’t like this, but this is an example. This one is much more blatent. [http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/Jesus-Is-Coming-Open-Your-Mouth-T-shirt.htm](http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/Jesus-Is-Coming-Open-Your-Mouth-T-shirt.htm) The link takes you to a t shirt company. Warning, its offensive and probably not what you want to click on at work or if you get pissed off about Jesus being depicted receiving a BJ. (tasteless link warning) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661/51 "2013-10-14T13:46:06Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > Pretty sure Jesus actually said that, too. Well, it’s a paraphrase from the original Aramaic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-god-pro-life-pro-guns/670661.md?page=2)