# Pro Wrestling 10 List Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 17, 2024, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674 "2024-05-17T04:01:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/301 "2024-07-07T11:17:37Z")

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**Drink every time…**

1. Taz calls somebody “Jones” in commentary.
2. Tony Schiavone calls this the greatest night in the history of our sport

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/302 "2024-07-07T11:30:36Z")

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**Drink every time…**

1. Taz calls somebody “Jones” in commentary.
2. Tony Schiavone calls this the greatest night in the history of our sport
3. Darby Allin does something with reckless disregard for his own safety

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/303 "2024-07-07T18:34:22Z")

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**Drink every time…**

1. Taz calls somebody “Jones” in commentary.
2. Tony Schiavone calls this the greatest night in the history of our sport
3. Darby Allin does something with reckless disregard for his own safety
4. Gorilla Monsoon says people are “literally hanging from the rafters.”

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/304 "2024-07-07T19:08:50Z")

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**Drink every time…**

1. Taz calls somebody “Jones” in commentary.
2. Tony Schiavone calls this the greatest night in the history of our sport
3. Darby Allin does something with reckless disregard for his own safety
4. Gorilla Monsoon says people are “literally hanging from the rafters.”
5. Michael Cole says “that’s vintage Randy Orton/Undertaker/Cena/etc.”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/305 "2024-07-07T20:41:10Z")

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**Drink every time…**

1. Taz calls somebody “Jones” in commentary.
2. Tony Schiavone calls this the greatest night in the history of our sport
3. Darby Allin does something with reckless disregard for his own safety
4. Gorilla Monsoon says people are “literally hanging from the rafters.”
5. Michael Cole says “that’s vintage Randy Orton/Undertaker/Cena/etc.”
6. JBL says that if you built a WWE Superstar from the ground up they’d look exactly like Randy Orton

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**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/306 "2024-07-07T20:50:19Z")

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1. Taz calls somebody “Jones” in commentary.
2. Tony Schiavone calls this the greatest night in the history of our sport
3. Darby Allin does something with reckless disregard for his own safety
4. Gorilla Monsoon says people are “literally hanging from the rafters.”
5. Michael Cole says “that’s vintage Randy Orton/Undertaker/Cena/etc.”
6. JBL says that if you built a WWE Superstar from the ground up they’d look exactly like Randy Orton
7. Every time Taz says “fore shore”

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/307 "2024-07-07T21:31:52Z")

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1. Every time Gordon Solie says “and it’s a real pier sixer!”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/308 "2024-07-07T21:49:35Z")

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**Drink every time…**

1. Taz calls somebody “Jones” in commentary.
2. Tony Schiavone calls this the greatest night in the history of our sport
3. Darby Allin does something with reckless disregard for his own safety
4. Gorilla Monsoon says people are “literally hanging from the rafters.”
5. Michael Cole says “that’s vintage Randy Orton/Undertaker/Cena/etc.”
6. JBL says that if you built a WWE Superstar from the ground up they’d look exactly like Randy Orton
7. Every time Taz says “fore shore”
8. Gordon Solie says “It’s a real pier-sixer!”
9. JBL says “This doesn’t end well, Moggle!”

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/309 "2024-07-07T23:04:16Z")

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1. Lance Russell says, “yowza.”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/310 "2024-07-07T23:10:33Z")

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New category: **Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/311 "2024-07-07T23:15:32Z")

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1. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction.

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**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/312 "2024-07-07T23:33:11Z")

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New category: **Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction.
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a **LIVE** interview

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/313 "2024-07-07T23:34:21Z")

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**Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a LIVE interview
4. Summerslam 2005: Vickie Guerrero misses her cue

The finish of the Custody of Dominik ladder match was supposed to be Vickie pushing over the ladder just before Eddie could win, then holding him back while a beaten Rey climbed the ladder for the win. Instead, Rey had to weakly nudge the ladder over while selling and Eddie would fling himself down before pounding the mat in frustration and yelling “WHERE THE FUCK WAS VICKIE! GOD DAMN IT!” loud enough for the TV cameras to hear, before she eventually ran out and they repeated the spot.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/314 "2024-07-07T23:37:38Z")

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New category: **Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction.
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a **LIVE** interview
4. [Matt Riddle forgets his lines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouvevLTfz2A) and Asuka’s English isn’t good enough to cover for him so she just shrugs

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/315 "2024-07-08T00:11:07Z")

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**Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a LIVE interview
4. Summerslam 2005: Vickie Guerrero misses her cue
5. Matt Riddle forgets his lines and Asuka’s English isn’t good enough to cover him so she just shrugs
6. Sid again, to Kevin Nash in WCW: “You know that I am twice the man that you are, and I have half the brain that you do.”

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**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/316 "2024-07-08T00:17:55Z")

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**Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a LIVE interview
4. Summerslam 2005: Vickie Guerrero misses her cue
5. Matt Riddle forgets his lines and Asuka’s English isn’t good enough to cover him so she just shrugs
6. Sid again, to Kevin Nash in WCW: “You know that I am twice the man that you are, and I have half the brain that you do.”
7. When Harlem Heat is doing a promo in WCW Booker T accidentally call Hulk Hogan the N-word.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/317 "2024-07-08T00:38:24Z")

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**Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a LIVE interview
4. Summerslam 2005: Vickie Guerrero misses her cue
5. Matt Riddle forgets his lines and Asuka’s English isn’t good enough to cover him so she just shrugs
6. Sid again, to Kevin Nash in WCW: “You know that I am twice the man that you are, and I have half the brain that you do.”
7. When Harlem Heat is doing a promo in WCW Booker T accidentally call Hulk Hogan the N-word.
8. Kalisto tells Greg Hamilton he’s “here to make a good lucha thing”, then yells “GOD DAMN IT! WOO!” while running off set

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/fe6KX3pkA70/maxresdefault.jpg "Kalisto Botched interview Draft 2016") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe6KX3pkA70)

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**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/318 "2024-07-08T00:41:48Z")

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**Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a LIVE interview
4. Summerslam 2005: Vickie Guerrero misses her cue
5. Matt Riddle forgets his lines and Asuka’s English isn’t good enough to cover him so she just shrugs
6. Sid again, to Kevin Nash in WCW: “You know that I am twice the man that you are, and I have half the brain that you do.”
7. When Harlem Heat is doing a promo in WCW Booker T accidentally call Hulk Hogan the N-word.
8. Kalisto tells Greg Hamilton he’s “here to make a good lucha thing”, then yells “GOD DAMN IT! WOO!” while running off set
9. In ECW Terry Funk asks for a chair and the fans responding by literally throwing dozens of chairs into the ring.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/319 "2024-07-08T00:50:15Z")

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**Wrestling’s Funniest Botches**

1. Titus O’Neill trips while making his entrance at the Greatest Royal Rumble and slides under the ring
2. Shockmaster stumbles during his introduction
3. Sid Vicious asks to restart a LIVE interview
4. Summerslam 2005: Vickie Guerrero misses her cue
5. Matt Riddle forgets his lines and Asuka’s English isn’t good enough to cover him so she just shrugs
6. Sid again, to Kevin Nash in WCW: “You know that I am twice the man that you are, and I have half the brain that you do.”
7. When Harlem Heat is doing a promo in WCW Booker T accidentally call Hulk Hogan the N-word.
8. Kalisto tells Greg Hamilton he’s “here to make a good lucha thing”, then yells “GOD DAMN IT! WOO!” while running off set
9. In ECW Terry Funk asks for a chair and the fans responding by literally throwing dozens of chairs into the ring.
10. Chris Jericho doing a parody of Goldberg’s entrance. He was supposed to accidentally lock himself out of the arena, but he came back through on live TV.

New category:

**That’s our Jericho!**  
Character-defining moments of Chris Jericho

1. Jericho doing hilarious commentary for the entrants in the Cruiserweight Battle Royal

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pro-wrestling-10-list-thread/1001674/320 "2024-07-08T00:59:25Z")

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**That’s our Jericho!**  
Character-defining moments of Chris Jericho

1. Jericho doing hilarious commentary for the entrants in the Cruiserweight Battle Royal
2. Jericho unfurls a scroll with a list of submission holds to prove he knows more holds than Dean Malenko and reads through a commercial break

“Hold 57: the Saskatchewan spinning nerve hold. Hold 58: the moss-covered three-handled family gredunza hold. Hold 59: ARMBAR!”

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