# Probably my most mundane and pointless post yet:

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 27, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/probably-my-most-mundane-and-pointless-post-yet/27115 "2000-07-27T22:40:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/probably-my-most-mundane-and-pointless-post-yet/27115/1 "2000-07-27T22:40:26Z")

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After years of lacking a decent webpage, I finally got one! And I couldn’t resist the urge to plug it here:

[http://www.geocities.com/kinkajou02/](http://www.geocities.com/kinkajou02/)

That is the “official” webpage for a little DOS game I’m making called Guggoids (It’s yet another “Asteroids” clone…except I like mine better. \>=]). It’s a good site, but the hit count is pathetic. I’m lucky if I get 1 hit a day, because it is not in any search engine directory (to my knowledge) and not linked to any other site (yet). So I decided to plug it here, on MPSIMS.

Yes, it is Geocities. ☹ I’m kind of ashamed to admit I chose such a stupid provider, but at least I can honestly say that I wrote the HTML myself. 🙂

If you do visit the site, I’d REALLY appreciate if people gave me feedback on the webpage and/or the game, and tell me what’s good/bad/what needs improvement.

How’s that for pointless?

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/probably-my-most-mundane-and-pointless-post-yet/27115/2 "2000-07-27T23:37:57Z")

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KJ sez:  
**If you do visit the site, I’d REALLY appreciate if people gave me feedback on the webpage and/or the game, and tell me what’s good/bad/what needs improvement.**

The little side thingie on the page is kinda close to the other part thingie. That annoys me for some reason. The font is kinda big too, but I think we can live with that.

And for christ’s sake, get it off geocities! \<hisses\> [stas.net](http://stas.net) offers free webspace with no banners or popups or anything.

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**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/probably-my-most-mundane-and-pointless-post-yet/27115/3 "2000-07-28T00:05:22Z")

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I’ll keep all those things in mind. I might also make the side bar some fancy javascript mouseover image for no reason. Thanks.

Now, did anybody actually play the game? =\

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/probably-my-most-mundane-and-pointless-post-yet/27115/4 "2000-07-28T00:09:35Z")

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\*_Now, did anybody actually play the game? =\*_

I did but um… well… don’t laugh… I’m too stupid to figure out what I’m actually supposed to do. I just kinda cruised around for a while.

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**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/probably-my-most-mundane-and-pointless-post-yet/27115/5 "2000-07-28T00:35:04Z")

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Heh. There’s not much you can do at the moment. The radar on the top-left shows you where you are and where the guggoids are in relation to you, so just go to the guggoids and shoot them a bunch of times (press space). If you press shift, you do the hyperdrive teleport (which I believe is “hyperspace” in the original, but I’m not sure.) I really overdid the special effects for the hyperdrive thing, though. 😃

BTW, no, the game is not done yet.
