# Procrastinators click here (tomorrow) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369 "2000-03-30T02:04:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/41 "2000-04-03T07:34:00Z")
OK, to reply: My husband is a major slacker. And, yes, he can put great effort into taking a dump. He stocks up on reading materials etc. Have none of you ever wrapped toilet paper around someones house and bushes? (Not just their trees.) Maybe it’s just a thing kids in my neighborhood used to do. Anyway, we called it “rolling houses.” SwimmingRiddles–I will be expecting your application sometime next week! TheNerd–I had a sig line similar to that for a while. * * * “You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/42 "2000-04-04T07:04:00Z")
Oh. Well, we called it “t.p.ing houses”. * * * “His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard, I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.” ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/43 "2000-04-04T08:05:00Z")
At least you’ve heard of it! I was beginning to think I was weird! Hey, who is laughing back there? Stop it! * * * “You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally! ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/44 "2000-04-25T06:47:00Z")
I meant to reply to this thread, just never got around to it. * * * …ebius sig. This is a moebius sig. This is a mo… (sig line courtesy of WallyM7) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/45 "2000-04-25T06:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Cabbage: > \*\*I meant to reply to this thread, just never got around to it. > > \*\* Cabbage, I seriously hope you just stumbled across this and decided to post a funny message. Otherwise, I find it extremely sad that you have been planning this for about a month!!! * * * Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music. * * * One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request. ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/46 "2000-04-25T07:45:00Z")
😉 By the way, I’m planning on having a big dinner for some friends on Easter Sunday. Does anyone know what date that falls on this year? I’m really looking forward to it. * * * …ebius sig. This is a moebius sig. This is a mo… (sig line courtesy of WallyM7) ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/47 "2000-04-25T15:31:00Z")
**evilbeth** , I wanna apply for your scholarship! And I will, just as soon as I finish the three 10-to-20-page papers that are due next week and were assigned a month ago, none of which I have started on yet. At least my packing for the end of the school year will be somewhat easier, since I have boxes sitting in my room that I never unpacked last September. I have enough socks and underwear that I can go a month or more without doing laundry. My mother has finally gotten over her shock at the enormous piles of dirty clothes that I bring with me every time I visit–hey, it costs $2.00 for each load wash-and-dry, while Mom’s Laundromat is free. I may be 30mumble years old, but I AM a college student. * * * TV Reporter: Can you destroy the earth? The Tick: I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/48 "2000-04-25T19:35:00Z")
I’m a distructive procrastinator. Something will work just fine and I’ll take it apart to make it better and I’ll stop in the middle. My house has a disasembled telephone, tv, two VCR’s, and my car radio hasn’t worked since I bought it…I just bring a walkman…but lately I’ve put that off too. My homework is like that too. I start a research paper and * * * “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.” ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369/49 "2000-04-25T19:54:00Z")
My mother-in-law is a procrastinator when it comes to food. Every time my wife and I visit, part of our enjoyment comes from looking in the fridge, cabinets, and pantry to see what buried treasure we can come up with. Recent finds include: -Milk that had expired 35 days previously -Thanksgiving turkey in aluminum foil -Coke that had expired Dec 1997 -An aluminum can of food with no wrapper that only had the mysterious date of August 13 written on it. -A packet of taco seasoning with no specific expiration date on it, but it did have a coupon that expired on September 3, **1982** * * * Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/procrastinators-click-here-tomorrow/16369.md?page=2)