# product seen in the movie "Clerks II" - real or sight gag?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 10, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558 "2009-09-10T15:00:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![rainy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@rainy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rainy)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/1 "2009-09-10T15:00:12Z")

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While watching Clerks II, there is a scene where the characters are setting up for breakfast in the fast food restaurant they work at. One of the guys opens a can, dumps the contents which is a solid cylinder, white around the outside and yellow at the core and starts slicing it. It is essentially canned eggs, that appear as a real egg might if cooked in a ring. No mention is made of the canned egg, there is a converstation going on and the prep is just sort of window dressing.

I’ve always wondered if such a product really exists, or was it just a well played sight gag. It sure as hell caught my attention.

-rainy

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/2 "2009-09-10T15:10:50Z")

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Just spoke to a former McD’s assistant manager.

Two types of eggs… the “folded” variety resembles scrambled eggs. They are real eggs poured from a container and cooked & folded on-site.

The egg mcmuffin variety (like you see in Clerks 2) required the use of real, fresh eggs. The cook cracks the egg, pours into a mold, and cooks it.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/3 "2009-09-10T16:03:09Z")

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[http://www.foundshit.com/egg-sausage-roll/](http://www.foundshit.com/egg-sausage-roll/)

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/4 "2009-09-10T16:27:53Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> [Egg Sausage Roll » Funny, Bizarre, Amazing Pictures & Videos](http://www.foundshit.com/egg-sausage-roll/)

When I worked for a US fast food restaurant (not McD’s) and we had sliced boiled eggs on our salads, they basically came in a tube like the one in this link.

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/5 "2009-09-10T16:30:41Z")

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I’ve seen those in cafeterias, but never in a fast food restaurant. They’re really only good as garnish.

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/6 "2009-09-10T17:07:08Z")

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The leading brand name is (was?) Gourmegg. (Or Gourm-Egg)

It’s been around for decades, actually - I first saw the things 25 years ago. It was developed in 1968 by Ralston Purina :eek: and soon became the darling of cheap salad bars across the world.

I don’t know if the product is off the US market entirely or if it’s just under a different name.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Say\_Dice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee59a6/32.png) [@Never\_Say\_Dice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Say_Dice)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/7 "2009-09-10T18:45:20Z")

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[Molded eggs in the news](http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/08/putting-away-the-brown-bag/?ref=dining)

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/8 "2009-09-10T18:51:34Z")

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gourm egg

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/9 "2009-09-10T19:37:10Z")

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Gourm Egg isn’t quite the Clerks II product, though, since it’s “boiled egg” meant as a salad topper.

That Clerks product is meant to simulate a ring-poached egg (I know there’s a real name for that, but it’s escaping me). I also think the implication of the Clerks product was that no eggs were actually involved.

So it’s not total fiction, but, thankfully, not quite as hideous.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/10 "2009-09-11T00:48:38Z")

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What else looks like egg? Tapioca is too lumpy, and pudding costs more than eggs.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/11 "2009-09-11T02:08:12Z")

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ugh… makes me never want to eat eggs at a restaurant again.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/12 "2009-09-11T02:25:26Z")

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> [@Serenata67](#):
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> ugh… makes me never want to eat eggs at a restaurant again.

I never understood the hate for the Gourmegg. They’re just hardboiled eggs made in a tube instead of an eggshell.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/13 "2009-09-11T10:51:47Z")

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I recall reading on the production of the Egg McMuffin that its simply (at least, when it was created) an egg dropped into a special “mold” which is placed on the griddle. If anything, I would guess that the “egg roll” shown in the movie would be pricier on a sandwich-by-sanwich basis than simply tossing a real egg into a metal mold.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/14 "2009-09-11T13:34:52Z")

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> [@Recliner](#):
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> I recall reading on the production of the Egg McMuffin that its simply (at least, when it was created) an egg dropped into a special “mold” which is placed on the griddle. If anything, I would guess that the “egg roll” shown in the movie would be pricier on a sandwich-by-sanwich basis than simply tossing a real egg into a metal mold.

I worked at McD’s as a student. You’re exactly the right, with the addition of there being a little reservoir for water which is shared between the eggs. Ours could do six eggs at a time.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/15 "2009-09-13T13:21:07Z")

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mmm…egg log samitches 🆒

Been around long time, real eggs separated cooked and re-formed. Some additives.  
Pre-sliced for large venues like Airline food preps, Disney, Epcot, Joe’s Roach Coach ect…  
Made especially for a pre-prepared packaged salad when normal eggs are too inconvenient or too un-uniform to make otherwise, less waste.

Not any different than any other Log emulsion product, like Headcheese, liverwurst, mechanically separated chicken parts.

Long time ago I could swear McD’s used to use it for the Mcmuffins, because they looked sliced and not cooked all around like a fried egg.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/16 "2009-09-13T14:01:20Z")

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No one who loves laws or fast-food breakfasts should ever watch either being made. If there’s any way to convert a humanly edible organic substance into a cheaper, more convenient imitation of traditional food, the food industry has discovered it.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-seen-in-the-movie-clerks-ii-real-or-sight-gag/509558/17 "2009-09-13T15:36:08Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> [Egg Sausage Roll » Funny, Bizarre, Amazing Pictures & Videos](http://www.foundshit.com/egg-sausage-roll/)

The writing on the label in that picture says “Boil Egg,” by the way.
