# Products or things you would do a Billy Mays over **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 8, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787 "2009-11-08T06:52:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mesquite-oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Mesquite-oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mesquite-oh)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/1 "2009-11-08T06:52:28Z")
Is there a product, service, or other thing that you are impressed enough with that you would yell about it while wearing khakis and a blue shirt? If you are more the Vince or Susanne Somers type, feel free to contribute as well. I for one would shill for Barkeepers Friend cleaning powder. That stuff makes every piece of stainless steel you own look like new, it is almost strange how easy it works. I had a frying pan and a pasta pot with 20 years of baked on stains on them. I got them off in 5 minutes with BF and a paper towel. Same thing with my sink. I had these stubborn rust stains on my countertop that were resistent to other cleaners. With BF it came off easy. I had these ring stains where the pans usually sit that had built up over years on my glass stovetop. BF took them off with a bit of light scrubbing. It is an amazing product that you will likely not see an ad for. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/2 "2009-11-08T07:24:25Z")
The Fleshlight. I’ve never actually used the product but the thought of pushing it on TV while wearing khakis, intrigues me. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/3 "2009-11-08T13:04:28Z")
The products made by the Crawford Fitting Company, including for example the Swagelok, 'Sno-Trick, Nupro, Whitey, and Cajon lines. They leave pretty much nothing to be desired, and are one of the best kept secrets on the market. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/4 "2009-11-08T17:00:19Z")
There’s already an infomercial on it, but I’d go crazy on TV for the Magic Bullet. (The personal counter top assistant, not the personal crotch top assistant). I freaking love it and whenever someone asks me about it, I go nuts. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/5 "2009-11-08T22:56:45Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > The Fleshlight. > > I’ve never actually used the product but the thought of pushing it on TV while wearing khakis, intrigues me. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/6 "2009-11-09T01:27:28Z")
GOOP brand adhesive, it has never let me down. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/7 "2009-11-09T01:55:03Z")
1.) My SodaClub carbonated water dispenser. 2.) My bug zapper that looks like a tennis raquet. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/8 "2009-11-09T03:07:28Z")
The Ped Egg rocks! ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-or-things-you-would-do-a-billy-mays-over/516787/9 "2009-11-09T16:40:47Z")
Diet Squirt. It’s the only time I’ve ever used the words “wow, that’s refreshing”