# Products You Refuse to Buy Because You Hate the Commercial

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 16, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207 "2018-06-16T16:59:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/41 "2018-06-18T10:47:24Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I would never bother getting a quote from Liberty Mutual because I hate their stupid ad campaign so much. It appears their business plan involves selling to people who don’t know how insurance works.

That’s almost exactly what I was going to say. Other insurance companies have annoying ads, but I wouldn’t let that stop me from trying them. But to judge from their ads, Liberty’s entire business model is to sell insurance to idiots. I am not an idiot, so I wouldn’t consider buying from them.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/42 "2018-06-18T13:51:52Z")

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Cotenelle with the British broad asking the obnoxious children questions about their “bum.” That one is wrong on so many levels.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/43 "2018-06-18T18:15:37Z")

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> Originally Posted by \*\*Tim R. Mortiss \*\*  
> If a product gave me the best value for the price, I would not let the stupidity of the commercial prevent me from getting the best deal available. That would be silly.

There is more to life than getting “the best deal available.”

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/44 "2018-06-18T18:18:28Z")

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Until about 20 years ago I used to mostly drink Molson’s beer. Then they had a commercial about a poor immigrant woman cleaning toilets that was so disrespectful and obnoxious that I stopped buy Molson on the spot. I can no longer recall what that commercial had to do with beer anyway, but the stench from the commercial has lasted a couple decades.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/45 "2018-06-18T19:41:02Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I would never bother getting a quote from Liberty Mutual because I hate their stupid ad campaign so much. It appears their business plan involves selling to people who don’t know how insurance works.

Thank you. Political organizations seeking to weaponize their disinformation campaigns need look no further than the ad writers for Liberty Mutual.

Jesus, now I’m in a bad mood just from thinking about it.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/46 "2018-06-19T06:41:49Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> There is more to life than getting “the best deal available.”

That is true. But “getting meaningless revenge on a company because a commercial pissed me off” is not one of them.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/47 "2018-06-19T10:50:36Z")

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Trivago.

I will never use that site, as the sound of the German guy adopting an American accent with a hint of 40 years of smoking ruining his voice box drives me nuts.

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/48 "2018-06-19T20:16:06Z")

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> [@pendgwen](#):
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> Sonic. Apparently I’m missing out on their milkshakes but those two guys on their commercials are too irritating to ever give them my money.

After watching their commercials, I am fully convinced that eating Sonic food makes you stupid.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/49 "2018-06-20T21:05:45Z")

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Cars4Kids will never, ever get a donation from me.

First of all, I don’t even know what the charity supports, other than kids, because I immediately change the station as soon as the obnoxious ad starts, so I’ve never heard it all the way to the end.  
Second, I don’'t remember the area code to make the call, and I’m not about to replay the jingle in my head to remember and … oh shit… it’s stuck in my head again… God damn it !! :mad::mad:

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/50 "2018-06-21T04:40:42Z")

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> [@Ponderoid](#):
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> I’ll never buy Red Bull, ever since their “gives you wings” ad campaign showed they believed it’s acceptable to litter with the Red Bull cans. Several of their commercials depicted their users drinking the product down and casually tossing the cans wherever, usually outdoors. This had to be deliberate, considering the commercials were animated.

Never mind the commercial. _I_ won’t buy Red Bull because the heir to the Red Bull fortune got away with killing a cop in Thailand. Thread on that [here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=664276&highlight=bull).

Hmm, I guess you could say the kid gave the cop wings.

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/51 "2018-06-22T19:23:36Z")

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Bell and Howell lighting commercials.

“Are you a f\*cking idiot who can’t replace batteries in a flashlight, are you so stupid you keep driving over your flashlights? Here is the Atomic Q-36 Explosive Illuminator with Tactical Bottle Opener! Only 3 times what you pay at a hardware store!”

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/52 "2018-06-22T19:26:44Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> Cars4Kids will never, ever get a donation from me.
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> First of all, I don’t even know what the charity supports, other than kids, because I immediately change the station as soon as the obnoxious ad starts, so I’ve never heard it all the way to the end.  
> Second, I don’'t remember the area code to make the call, and I’m not about to replay the jingle in my head to remember and … oh shit… it’s stuck in my head again… God damn it !! :mad::mad:

Same here. Majority of the proceeds do not even go to help all kids of all backgrounds, apparently to a group called “oorah” which connects only jewish children with their heritage. There is of course nothing wrong with this, but it is misleading as to where the funds are going (i.e; only specific charities).

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/53 "2018-06-22T19:45:55Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> Cars4Kids will never, ever get a donation from me.
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> First of all, I don’t even know what the charity supports, other than kids, because I immediately change the station as soon as the obnoxious ad starts, so I’ve never heard it all the way to the end.  
> Second, I don’'t remember the area code to make the call, and I’m not about to replay the jingle in my head to remember and … oh shit… it’s stuck in my head again… God damn it !! :mad::mad:

Yep. I hate that ad and that stupid jingle.

Also, it’s “Kars4Kids.” Which hits two of my irrational peeves: using "K"s for "C"s, and using numbers for words (yes, I hate text-speak).

So those kids are not getting my kar…er…car. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/54 "2018-06-24T05:41:18Z")

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I wouldn’t buy any products or services that spokespeople yelling at you (Arbys, Carmax or other fast food places). Also, ones with annoying rap music (several candy commercials). I usually have to mute them quickly or ffwd the DVR.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/55 "2018-06-26T03:24:15Z")

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For me any commercial that uses 1980’s music to make household chores to make housework “cool” makes me feel old, and making me feel old doesn’t sell me cool new cleaning technology. Devo’s Swiffer ad, some other ad “Blinding Me with Science” etc. About 5 years ago was peak 80’s music on tv, I guess I’m now too old to be a target market.

I agree about the bears too. My ex used to say “I am tired of all the sh_t commercials on t.v. Either they help you shi_t, help you not sh_t or help you clean up sh_t.”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/56 "2018-06-26T03:33:46Z")

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> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#):
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> For me any commercial that uses 1980’s music to make household chores to make housework “cool” makes me feel old, and making me feel old doesn’t sell me cool new cleaning technology. Devo’s Swiffer ad, some other ad “Blinding Me with Science” etc. About 5 years ago was peak 80’s music on tv, I guess I’m now too old to be a target market.
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> I agree about the bears too. My ex used to say “I am tired of all the sh_t commercials on t.v. Either they help you shi_t, help you not sh_t or help you clean up sh_t.”

Don’t forget anti-diarrhea medications. No sh\*t.

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**Author:** ![CharmaChameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CharmaChameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CharmaChameleon)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/products-you-refuse-to-buy-because-you-hate-the-commercial/816207/57 "2018-06-26T04:48:47Z")

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Too many to name.

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